Nidoran Men vs. Nidoran Women: Female Domination, by Pokeman
  You think men run the world? Not in Pokemon, they don't. Let's look at
two typical male vs. female cards, Nidoran M and Nidoran F.
  Nidoran F is and excellent grass pokemon. For one grass energy, she
can do Fury Swipes (sexist), which reads: Flip three coins. This attack
does 10 damage times the number of heads. The damage is either 0, 10,
20, or 30. Zero is rarely gotten, but 20 and 30, which is above average
damage, will almost always be a result.
  She has another attack, though. For two grass energy, she can Call for
Family. This allows her to bring any other Nidoran to the bench,
allowing a good supply of benched Pokemon to appear. She also has 60 HP,
which is above the average HP.
  On the other end of the spectrum is Nidoran M, a piece of sh... bad
paper. He has one attack for one grass energy. Horn Hazard: 30 damage.
Flip a coin. If tails, this attack does nothing. Nada.  Zip. Zero.
Zilch. That is his whole attack reportoire, right there. Not even a
greater chance than 50-50. Plus he is right on the average HP level.
  So which is really better, female or male? You tell me. E-mail at
magimaster_23@hotmail.com.

Pokeman