Pojo, post this. Or else. Or else what? Exactly. (SouthPark)

TO ALL POKEMON TRAINERS, you'r opinion is the most valuable thing you have. And
your opinion is worth about twelve cents. Holy $h!t, some people seem to think
that Charizard should be in the top ten.
And some people think that Chansey is crap because a Machamp could take it out
in one hit. WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, sister, machamp is s STAGE 2, and Chansey
is  a BASIC!!!!! Also, a Kadabra could take out a Machamp in one hit!!
Also, Charizard is weak, if that card could get any weaker it would be called
Gastly. Also,  if you think Zapdos or Charizard are great cause they can deal
100 damage, think again. They both suck. Pokedex would be a better choice, and
even Pokedex sucks. Wake UP, people! Here is my top 5.
TOP 5

5. Nidoking
Toxic forever! Beautiful attack. For three energy, it can deal 60 damage by the
time it's your next turn. BEAUTIFUL!!!! 90 HP is a tad small, and thrash is a
bit lacklustre, but still, Toxic rocks! also, can take out a Mr. Mime with one
hit with Toxic!!

4.Pidgeot
Hurricane is fantastic. HP is fine. Stage 2, I guess, but still, fantastico. I
would put this into any deck. (Except for stalls and other junk)

3. Hitmonchan
Fast, deadly, nimble, and awesome paired up with PLuspowers and Energy
Removals. 70 Hp is great, Jab is great, Special Punch is fantastic.

2. Blastoise
Soem people reckon Gyarados is better than Blastoise. If so, why isn't there a
deck called the Magikrap or Gyardos Deck, eh? Blastoise's Raindance is the best
Pokemon Power in the game, and backed up with 100 HP and a Hydro Pump attack
that kicks arse, Blastoise can be fully pumped on turn 2. (Pokemon breeder, the
rest water energies)

1. CHANSEY!!!
Beautiful in any deck, a great opening Pokemon, Double edge is great for when
Chansey is on like 10 HP, and also, if youm use defenders, You can double edge
twice!!! That's 160 Damage in two turns! Ooooooh man that's good. Scrunch is
excellent also. 120 HP is exactly what the doctor ordered. Scrunch is excellent
with lucky coin flips. Also, has anyone realised that Paralysis is better than
using Aglity? Hmm? And by the way, I do not beleive Chansey is "the best card".
I reckon that it is closest to the best card, but that can change rapidly. I do
not beleive there is a "best card".  So do not emeil me with huge, weird, and
uncomprehensible hatemail. Actually, hatemail me, please. I dare ya! I bet you
are too wussy too!! Americans are always to wussy to send hatemail.

Gabby
<mailto:gabby_99_2759@yahoo.com>gabby_99_2759@yahoo.com  <------------ I
dare ya
to send hatemail, americans! Youre's all wusses you little weeds!! AUSTRALIA
RULES!!