Hey pojo, your site rulez.

The coal-burning, @$$-kicker is...(I emphasize the word @$$-Kicker)...the new
((drumroll please))..improved...MAGMAR!!!!  Yes you heard me, the new Fossil
Magmar.  I'm sure there's some little snob geek, laughing his socks off out
there, but I'm serious, as serious as serious gets (my head's starting to
hurt from saying serious too much).  The new Magmar, is GREAT!!!  He has so
many uses...he can be used for stalling, with smokescreen, in ANY type of
deck that has fire guys in it, or you can use him for laying down the damage.
 The fire-evolution deck might actually make a come-back (highly doubted,
it'll happen when the give out free popsicles in heck) with the new magmar. 
    He's like the Hitmonchan of fire.  70 HP, 1 retreat cost, 1 fire-10 and
your opponent has to flip to attack you next turn, 2 fire-20 and flip to
poison.
    He also makes Scyther usless.  Smog, with a pluspower, and if your lucky
and it poisons, is the worst nightmare of all scythers.  He also makes the
hay-maker and poutpourris, SO much more powerful.  Poisoning guys in
haymakers?  Poisoning guys in poutpourris?  Its like a dream.  I can finally
make a poison deck, but without putting in all those cr*ppy grass guys.  I'm
sure everyone out there thinks I'm stupid, so did everyone at the tournaments
I went to (with 30-40 participants), but than again...let me think, how many
tournys have I won?  Lets just put it this way, I can't count them all on
both my hands.  And if you guys don't believe me, you are welcome to test out
my theory in Apprentce.  I'll have you begging for mercy if you play me
(well...maybe not, but it sounds kewl, doesn't it?).  I'm not saying I'm
undefeatable (well..actually I am saying that...but I'm not undefeatable),
but my deck is good, mostly because of the new Magar.  He's like a dream. 
And he's only uncommon!!  Would you rather spend 2 bucks for 4 magamar, or 50
for 4 hitmonchan?  The new Magmar is a lot like Hitmonchan but $11.50 cheaper
(thats by the prices they sell cards for at my local card store).

The reason I call the Fossil Magmar the Coal-Burning @$$-Kicker, because my
deck is called the Hay-making, Coal-Burning, @$$-Kicking Machine (check it
out in October Killer Decks, cept the name is abbreviated..its under
fire/fighting/electric decks)  Here's the basis of my deck:

4 Hitmonchan
4 Fossil Magmar
4 Electabuzz

Its the ultimate haymaker/putpourri.  It whoops up with Hitmonchan and
Electabuzz, and if they pull up some annoying guy like Scyther or Farfetch'd,
well, Electabuzz can kill Farfetch'd, no prob, and same goes for Magmar
whooping up on Scyther.  Thanks for laughing at my GENIUS ideas...signing off
for now...Sargeant Stefan for the Pokepolice and worst enemy of all TR
members..(cue scary music)..
-Stefan N. <<Zapdos2229@aol.com>>