Why Does Every
Body Hate Me
                                                                   By Ramon
Arispe
                                                                Legends of
the Game
                                                                   
Corvallis, Oregon

      This is my first time submiting a deck. But my friend Jake Denninings
just submitted a report on your site called Return of Dark Charizard in the
fire section. So that made me eagar to write a report so he'll see my name.
This deck has only one tournament loss against Terry whos mentioned on the
bottom of this report. That tournament i lost in we played by points. You
only get points if you win and most points wins the tournament. This
tournament is best two out of three to advance.And we play three prizes.

Why Does Every Body Hate Me      

Pokemon(12):
3- Rockets Zapdos ( this guy is my favorite in the deck 70 damage by turn
three sweet)
4- Sneasel (2nd or third turn he rocks the house)
2- cleffa (good getting out first to get better hand)
2- Skarmory (I dont know)
1- electabuzz (when I get another t-rockets Zapdos back in the binder buzz
goes)

Trainers:(24)
4- Computer searches
3- Professor Oaks (who needs Elm)
2- Switch
2- Gust of Wind
4- Item Finders
1- Ecogym
4- Gold Berry (for Rockets Zapdoses electroburn attack)
4- PlusPower (Good for first round knock outs or eliminating heads with
sneasal if the defending pokemon has a odd hp)

Energy(24):
4- Dark (duh)
4- Rainbow (back up dark energy)
4- Steel ( I like attaching these to cleffa)
12- electric ( with so much burning them with itemfinder computer search and
oak isnt a problem because I can get them back)

      This deck doesnt lose very often though. My strategy is getting
rockets zapdos(or cleffa)  out first  to knockout the smaller pokemon with 50
or under Hp possibly 60hp using plus power. How I get the cards I need is I
oak computer search and Item find to get the first round ko getting the cards
I need like plus power.
Note: this tournament happened a few weeks ago but I remember it pretty well

Round One I get a buy picked random, Im in the Quarter finals that quickly
                                          
Round two Match one
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs a kid with a Sneasal Typlosion deck

      He flips I go first. This kid had an alright deck. We both start with
a lone sneasal I draw get another sneasal put it on my bench attach a gold
berry then a plus power to my active sneasal. All I have in my hand is 2
electric 1 ecogym  and another gold berry a horible hand. Well any ways I
place ecogym and attach an electric enery to my active sneasel and furry
swipes for 30. He goes same senereal but no back up basics attaches a dark
and furry swipes for 20. My turn I draw a computer search use it get an oak.
I dont remember my hand but I Got a Rockets Zapdos placed it on my bench
retreted sneasal for rockets zapdos attach an electic energy and a pluspower
to him and do plasma for the win. 1-0

Round two Match two
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs same kid with a Sneasal Typlosion deck

      Tournament rules loser goes first. He goes first and attaches a fire
to cyndequil and does lear and its unsuccessfull. Oh yeah I got Rockets
Zapdos as my only active and an oak and a plus power in my hand I attach plus
power and do oak no pluspower but luckly a computer search. And I search for
pluspower get it and attach it to Rockets Zapdos 40 damage and Ko's cyndequil
for the win.                              2-0

Semifinals
Round three Match one
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Terry, baby sneasal deck.

      He goes first and has a tyrogue as his active with a claffa, unown d
and a sneasal and me a  cleffa. He attaches a dark energy to sneasal retreats
tyrogue sends out sneasal attaches a plus power and he flips heads to do 20
with furry swipes plus pluspower im dead.
                                                2-1
Round three Match two                                     
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Terry, baby sneasal deck.
      
      I get to go first being the loser. It was almost opposite except all
he had was a venanat. I go first and I have a Rockets zapdos a plus power and
an oak attach plus power and an energy then I do oak to get another plus
power to knock him out and tie the series. Imagine that to first round ko's   
in a row.                              3-1

Round three Match three
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Terry, baby sneasal deck.

      I get Skarmory as my only basic. He goes first with tyrogue , attaches
an energy to him and tails on his attack I draw get a Cleffa and lay it down
I Switch to make cleffa my active and eek. His Turn he attaches a grass to
his venanat on his bench and tries to attack again but he fails. I have a
really good hand a lay down sneasal and attach a dark to him and retreat to
bring out sneasal heads and I get two heads with furry swipes to ko his
tyrogue. His turn he attaches another grass to  venanat and evolves and does
venompowder and Im confused. My turn I try to retreat and it works I send out
cleffa retreating again to bring back sneasal attach a pluspower and dark and
oak and got three pokemon. now all I need is two heads out of six and I win
and I got Four. Terry goes on to face jake to see who gets 3rd and 4th.
                                                4-1
Finals
Round four Match One
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Adrian ,Sneasal Houndoom deck

      I remember He goes first and Ko's me first round with a ditto and a
full bench after oaking and such and all I had was Sneasal He gets a verry
easy win.
                                                4-2
Round four Match two
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Adrian ,Sneasal Houndoom deck
      
      This is the best hand I've gotten all day And I get to go first and
get an easy first round ko with Rockets Zapdos and 3 plus powers I oak and I
kill his Ditto (few). He sends out a houndor and attaches a dark to his
sneasal and passes after doing oak and some other stuff. I go lay down
sneasal and a dark and Oak getting my final pluspower I attach it to Zapdos
And used itemfinder for plus power and Ko'ed his venanat. His turn He brings
out sneasal and places ditto  with a double colorless I guess he had no dark.
He does furry swippes for 40 and its now my turn. I attached an electic to
Rockets Zapdos so now I am full after doing those plasmas and I do electro
burn to draw my final prize and good ting I had sneasal on my bench because
it would of gone into sudden death.                                           
         5-2

Final Match to determine who wins
Round four Match three
Why Does Every Body Hate Me vs Adrian ,Sneasal Houndoom deck

       I had only a buzz and he goes first but I have a really good hand
despite the basic. He brings out Houndoor as his only basic and does a attack
I think  but i dont remeber what it does.My turn I draw a cleffa and I place
it on the bench I computer search for sneasal  attach a dark and oak yes I
got a switch. I switch and for sneasal and computer search for oak and got a
plus power and another oak and got two more plus powers I attach one. So
sneasal has a dark and two plus powers on him making it so I only need one
heads with furry swipes and I get it and I win the tournament .               
                           6-2

Neo 1st edition packs
I got 5 packs for first Adrian got 3 for second Terry got 2 for third and
Jake got 1 for 4th not  bad for a free tournament I think. every one else who
participated got a free sticker

Here are the props and slops

Props
For legends of the game holding a free tournament
For every boddy being a good sport for both winning and lossing
Me getting 2 holos out of the 5 packs I got which were Ampharos and Jumpluff
For Pojo being a awsome site
Slops
Adrian getting a azumaril which is a better hollo than the ones I got.
To my best friend Yves only getting a sticker. He has an awsome Alakazam deck
with a great combo of alakazam and Sabrinas gold duck

Email me at Nintendodude14@aol.com

Thanks for reading My report