Wassssuppp pojo!  HOw u doin?  It's your pal jesse again!  I've cooked up another deck for you and Scott to complicate (Scott you kick ass).  This deck is called "Dove, Version 1.2".  Here we go...Special Thanks to Bo (You kick ass too) 

Dove Version 1.2

15 Pokemon

4 Jiggly

3 Wiggly

3 Scyther

3 Gastly (Fossil) "Secret Weapon"

2 Mr. Mime

Trainers: 26

4 Bill

3 Oak

3 Computer Search

4 Plus power

3 Gust of Kill (Wind)

4 E.R.

3 Rocket's Sneak Attack (Super sneak)

1 Item Finder

1 Nightly Garbage Run

Energy: 19

4 D.C.E.

10 Psychic

4 grass

1 Full heal Energy (Secret Weapon]

Let's begin the tournament!

Round 1:

Newbie with rainbow deck. 

This kid actually was pretty cool in the beginning it started out JIggly with Scyther on the bench, but this is when it broke down for him.  I drew double colorless, used my Oak in the hand, slapped down a double colorless, and drew some really neat-o stuff.  Get this: A God hand.  2 Gastly, 1 Grass, 1 Wiggly, 2 Psychic, and 1 mime.  I put down the mime and the two gastly's on one bench.  He only had a Abra.  I drew my card; it was a plus power.  Put down the plus power, game over, 1-0

Round 2:

Pokepunk with Brillo deck

It started off as hell for me because I only had a mime and he had rockets zapdos and he used a electrical energy and plasma.  Then I drew a Psy-energy.  Put that on mine, put down two more Pokemon on my bench, a Jiggly and a Scyth.  Then I used Oak to draw kick ass stuff, two double colorless, 1 psychic, 2 Wiggles, and 2 Bills.  I used two Bills to get a sneak attack and energy removal.  You could guess the rest. 2-0

Round 3:

Rob Z with Equalizer

Started off with 2 Jiggly, 1 Wiggly, 2 Double Colorless, 1 Psychic, 1 Bill.  Put down Jiggly with another Jiggly on the bench.  I got to go first.  Used Bill to draw Mr. Mime and another Bill.  Used that Bill.  Got Gastly and Scyther.  Put those 3 Pokemon on my bench.  He had a Movie Promo Mew 2.  Put down the one double colorless.  Pounded for twenty.  He put down Psychic on mew 2.  Used that old computer search trick.  Got those 2 energy's back.  Of all Jiggly and Wiggly, put down Psychic, drew Bill, used Bill to draw 2 plus powers.  Game over, 3-0

Round 4:

Newbie with a Venus Center Deck but 1 Venusaur

The game started off slow.  But in the end, Gastly and Mime killed off all but 1 Venusaur.  Mr. Mime made mince meat of the poor people.  Venusaur was killed with Wiggly, Plus power, full bench.  You add the Math. 4-0

Round 5- Final Round:

Rob Z with Equalizer

This match was quicker than I thought.  he used that Movie Promo Mew 2 again.  Same trick, but I had him beat with Scyther and mr. Mime and Gastly.  Yay!  I win $40 store credit. 5-0!

Those props and slops Dat da da dah!

Props to:

Dave- for being kick-ass in everything there.

Props to Rob Z for putting up an excellent match

Props to Imakunis Doduo and Imakuni's bad suggestion

Props to Metallica for also kicking ass

Props to mom for giving me my my sad sorry life

Props to my dad for being a kick ass motorcylist and I will always love him for that

Props to my girlfriend Christine Dailey[still hot!!!]

Props to the show jackass for inspiring me

Props to God of course!!!

Soooolops to:

Pokepath for being a big fat peice a crap

Slops to Matt for bean a monkey!!!!!!!

Slops to Satan for his bad stuff

See ya l8ter Pojo

Good luck Scott I hope you get this.  If you want to..ppllleeeaassee write to me @ buxombarber@yahoo.com. 

"I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass"

                                                      -Johnny Knoxville

This tourney was at Time Warp Comics and Games N.J.

12/15/00 Jesse Clemente signing out!!

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