<ed note:  What did I do?  Somehow from here in Texas one of my decks caused an embarrasment....don't know how that happened *shrug*  -Scott>

Well Pojo Im making my 2nd report. This one is based on Energy
Removals/Dragoniars/Golducks/Articunos. I took this to my league seeking out
revenge. The week before Christmas and the last week before the league would
be closed for 2 weeks, I took my Fossil Haymaker apart. The new deck i made
WAS going to have a report but i got so frustrated i didnt do it. Case in
point, new league memebers were there, they saw how bad the deck played, and
they thought they could stomp me. Well theres nothing more annoying or mean
then ER/SER (Right Takeshi?) and i was planning to use it to its fullest.
Well enough of my blabering, heres the deck and the report.
    "Super Energy Denial"
Pokemon
4Articuno
4Psyduck
3Golduck
3Dratini
2Dragonair
Trainers
4Energy Removal
4Super Energy Removal (ATTENTION ALL SCOTT GERHARDT DECKS: YOU ARE SCREWED
hehehe)
4Bill
2PlusPower
2Switch
2Energy Retrieval
Energy
22Water Energy
4Double-Colorless Energy

Report:Again league play. The gym leaders gonna set up a couple tournaments
in the next couple weeks,which i am favored to go pretty far...as far as my
friends say. Oh and there are about 25 kids at this league every week...not
bad, not bad at all.

Game 1 V.S.: Demur w/Psychic/Fire/Water
Looks great from the start. 1Psyduck, 1Golduck, 2Water Energy, 1Double
Colorless, 1Energy Retrieval. I flipped Psyduck over as my active, and to my
pleasure he flipped over a Vulpix. I went first. I attached a Water Energy
and got one head...but did 20. He attached Energy to Vulpix, Oaked, set down
a tentacool and let me go. I layed another energy on psyduck and got all 3
heads killing Vulpix. He brought Tentacool out and put an energy down. He did
a scary 10 and it was my turn. I put a Double Colorless on Psyduck, knowing
the game was over for him. I evolved Psyduck to Golduck, did 20, and i
naturally removed his energy. He used Cowardice and had no bench. Maybe it
was because he wanted to go out without me having the pleasure to kill
tentacool...oh well I win.
Record:1-0
Game 2 V.S. Kevin w/Grass,Fighting,Psychic and Colorless
This game lasted about a half an hour. I didnt start well getting 2 mulligans
and then drawing a dratini as my only basic. >:P.He started with drowzee as
his active, and clefairy and hitmonlee on his bench. I went and drew. All i
got for the next 4-5 turns was freaken water energy. With my resistance and
him having a Hypno out i decided to stay cool. Next turn i got bill and drew
golduck, and psyduck...perfect. I layed down psyduck attaching 1 Water Energy
to him. He went and left out Hypno. I put another Energy on psyduck and did
pound for like the 8th time. Put him having 2 potions, hypno only had 40
damage on him. He kept putting energy down on lee and i removed it everytime.
By that time i had a fully powered golduck out that did 20 to hypno and
removed his energy. He then set down a switch and brought out his Clefable
that had evolved on the bench. He did 20 and removed my energy. I layed
another energy on golduck and did 20 removing his energy. He put a Psychic on
Clefable and did the same thing as before. I looked up and just noticed he
had a mysterious fossil on his bench...i was guessing kabutops. I was wrong.
I did 20 to clefable with a plus power and he let it stall for him. Next turn
he Focused on Hitmonlee and layed down an AERODACYL. By this time his lee had
2 energy on him. I drew an Articuno and quickly put him on the bench. I SER
his Hitmonlee and killed Clefable. He set out a Machop that i didnt notice on
his bench and evolved to Machoke. I did 20 to Machoke. I looked at his bench
and he was still trying to put energy on that lee. He evolved to machamp. I
did 20 getting Striken Back by 10 which left Golduck with 10 H.P. I retreated
Golduck next turn and sent out a fully charged articuno. I did 30 and didnt
paralyze. He layed an energy on aerodactyl and put down a Mr.Mime. He didnt
have anything else to do, do to an energy drought. Looks like my deck was
serving its purpose. I killed Machamp with Blizzard and flipped heads. Out of
the corner of my eye i saw a Hitmonchan slip up from his bench. He attached
energy and did nothing. I drew an Articuno and did blizzard with the other
for 50 and heads. He then put a grass energy on Mime. Next turn i killed Chan
and he brought out mime. Oh im scared. I switched with Dragonair that was
fully charged and did 20...removing his energy. Right now i was at a prize
advantage of 4 because i had killed his Hypno with Blizzard and some other
things. He had only drawn 1. The next turn he layed a Grass on Aerodacyl
letting me go. I killed mime and drew my second to last prize. He brought out
a chansey to stall. Yummy. I retreated Dragonair and whipped out my fresh new
articuno. I did 30 to Chansey parylizing him. He put down an energy on
chansey. I did Blizzard for 50 and got heads. He had put energy on Chansey
and failed a scrunch. I did Blizzard for the win getting heads once more. 4
BLIZZARDS...ALL HEADS!! WHOOHOOO!!
Record:2-0
Game 3 V.S. John w/ Poor Man's Haymaker
The Poor Man's haymaker is such a good deck..but with somebody who doesnt
know how to work it, it can be a disaster. On top of that i was all anti to
it. >:). Things looked great from the start with me having a Articuno active
and a Psyduck benched. I layed an energy on Articuno since i went first. He
put an energy on Magmar and let me go (Magmar IS the heavy hitter...he had a
bench full of 2 chop 2 mander 1 farfetch'd...why didnt he start a mander or
something??) I layed an energy on Articuno and noticed i had no energy in my
hand. He sent layed and energy on Magmar and didnt do fire punch for some odd
reason. Well I didnt have energy for Articuno so i sat there. He then did
Flamethrower w/ 2 PlusPowers..which overwhelmed me. I drew bill (thank god!)
and got 1 water energy and a psyduck. I placed the water on Psyduck active,
and killed his magmar in one stroke. He threw out Fossil Magmar. ( In the
words of Nate "I hate this card") He did Smokescreen and i got tails next
turn but drew a golduck. He did smog to kill my psyduck and i brought out my
lonely other psyduck I did 60 damage to magmar..nearly killing it. He had no
energy on magmar do to my SER and worked on fetch. I killed Magmar next turn
with golduck. He put out farfetch'd and failed a leek slap. I fought
aggresivly with golduck plowing through farfetch'd in two turns with a plus
power. He sent out chan which hurt golduck little. I plowed through chan and
removled his energies in the process. I lead the charge plowing through
Rattatas and Machops. I then drew my final prize. Game Set Match? Not
takeshi, Derek.
I had fun with this deck today...i also got 5 mews...only trading an
articuno. I got 2 and my mom got me one. I traded cuno for 2. Im gonna go to
school and see if i can get a charizard or somethin for mew and then turn
around and sell the darn thing.
Well it looks like its my turn to do SLOPS and PROPS
PROPS to my gym leader for helping me with my strategies
PROPS to my opponets for losing
PROPS to Takeshi for helping me with my other deck and the little quote i
said last game
PROPS to Nate for introducing the Poor Man's Haymaker into the world
PROPS to Scott for keeping the Killer Deck Reports updated
I only have one SLOP and that goes to Scott for his deck embarassing my other
deck and making me look like a fool LOL
     Well thanks for readin the report...it was awfully colorful.
                                                                  Derek I.
You can contact me at CorranHorn8386@aol.com