<ed note:  Me no know why me post this report.  Me thinks it makes me laugh too much.  Me think this actually okay report.  It tell story of tournament properly.  Funny reading.  Okay report.  -Scott>

Me hear that me no do tournament right....me get very mad....me want show me
Pokemon master....me may no have high pitched voice like Ash Ketchup...but me
do have padded wall! Me build new deck and play against Kangaroo Soap
Dispenser...me laugh....me show you new deck....it called Beeble

Beeble version 2,9379856q8634495 7hf836

4x Growlithe (Me used to have puppy....he eat action figure....he die)
3x Arcanine (One Base, Two Promo) (Flaming Poo is funny...me laugh)
3x Fossil Magmar (Ham sandwich)
3x Electabuzz (Lightning Gerbil KEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKOOOOOOOOOOO)
2x Farfetch'd (Wild duck in a water baloon....me laugh)
1x Kangaskhan (Me fill kangaroo up with water.....me laugh when he pop)
12x Fire Energy (Shiny.....ha ha ha ha ha)
8x Lightning Energy (Finger in socket...bzz bzz.....pretty colors)
3x Gust of Wind (Me eat Weedle and see doctor in morning)
4x Energy Removal (Dancing baby)
2x SER (Get in mah belly)
2x Energy Retrieval (It like 1 for 3.....me funny!)
2x Scoop Up (Me make Poop-i-pult once....me think is cool)
4x Bill (Me a little tea pot)
2x Prof Oak (Me jump pill person....me take Viagra...Wigglytuff jump out and
kill me)
2x Switch (bfubgjbguiesbefe)
3x Plus Power (Pill pill pill.....tie dye business man meat loaf monkey!)
5x Black Lotus (Key card in deck!)

Me go play at biiiiiiiiig toy store.....called Toys and Us or something...me
wanted buy us but they say was no for sale....me just laugh and bounce around
on bouncing thingy...van ride was fun...me slide around in back like monkey
on pot...me eat funny candy from turny handle machine and sit at table....me
almost get kicked out for kicking Gym Leader in head and shouting
"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal....me gana Copa Mundial!!" they say that
ok and let me in.

Me vs. naD
Me scared...me see funny bottle...me laugh...he play funny card called
Aerodactye play Black Lotus on turn 3 and say "Me win" he say..."You no
win!!" me say "Me win...gosh darnit pineapple tapioca" he call gym leader who
me kick in head....he take Black Lotus out of my deck...he scared of me...he
let me stay in tournament.. me kill his Aero with Magmar....Me get Arcanine
from first set of cards...me do Take Down....and use FlameThrower...me kill
Hitmonchan and Kabuto...me laugh like villian in movie...me say "Me win" He
say...."Please don't kick me"

Me vs. Chun Li
Me scared....me no want get Lightning Legged....me get Growlithes on first
turn...she play Bulbasaur....me laugh and laugh....me do Flare whole
bunch....me win easy....she no get mad....me shake her hand...she no know me
sneeze in hand....me laugh!

Me vs. sirhC
Me no scared...me no me best friend...in world me must defend...my courage
will pull me through.....me laugh....He play Wigglytuff deck...me used to
have Wigglytuff deck....me get Farfetch'd....me hit him with Pot...my no
understand why ducky use drugs for weapon....do drugs is bad...make you
zombie...me know that...me just say no...
me stay in school....me no watch tv....Farfetch'd win match almost but he
die....me get mad....me think about tearing up Wigglytuff.....me no do...me
beat him with Magmar....me laugh...me win again!

Me vs. M. Bison
He evil druglord....me beat him and bring home food and honey to peoples of
Zimbabwe....me decide not to...me play M. Bison who use scary Rain
Dance.....me doing good until me look down and see wet spot on pants....me
feel warm for minute...then me cold....me forfeit and go back to van.....me
go home to cell negative 8234566358 me change pants.

Me win.......dry pair of pants!!

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