Dear Pojo and Scott here I am once again with Viagra the Dirty Version.  This week at TCL we had some new people with more pokemon cards out there.  Well I have come into a little trouble Its called Bellsprouts tower!!!!! Man does this card suck.
The way I get it it makes all colorless pokemon do like 30 less damage or something like that It so sucks.  I bought about 100 bucks worth of Team Rockets cards I realize that only a few are worth anything in battle.  IF ANYONE HAS ANY HELP OR INFORMATION ON SMACKING DOWN GYM CARDS (small gym confusion gym and other) email me please.  I went undefeated once again this weekend.  Surprise Surprise!   Well On to the matches, well deck is first.
 
 
 
 
 
 
VIAGRA (DIRTY VERSION)
 
Pokemon
3 Hitmonchans (Great for other Jiggly Wiggly decks)
2 Scythers (Good resistance and no retreat cost)
4 Jigglypuffs (Mr Mime cant touch him)
3 Wigglytuffs (The most hated card at the store I work at)
2 Kangaskhan (Good for stalling and when playing Mewtwo hes a wall)
1 Chansey (He has a good stalling ability lasts long enough to get wiggly out)
1 Ditto (Say goodbye to those Hard hitting pokemon like Articuno)
1 Team Rocket Porygon (Its a cute card and Texture 1  and its other move is Psyshock 20 damage it's neat)
 
Trainers
4 Prof Oak (Gets cards into your hand but i never use more than 2 in a match)
4 Bills (they always say 2 cards are better than 1)
3 GOW (All those people pumping up fighting pokemon on there bench now cry)
3 Energy Retrievals (Hey Oak makes you get rid of all your cards)
3 Computer Search (Pick a card any card)
3 Item Finder (I get old cards back)
3 Power Plus (Gives Wiggly enoguh to take out 70 hit points)
2 Scoop up (To retreat kangaskhan like anyone every uses comet punch)
1 Energy Search (So little energy and so little time)
1 Pokemon trader (Who wants 3 stall pokemon in there hand)
1 Lass (I like it when playing team rocket cards)
 
 
Energies
11 Fighting energies (never ran out)
4 DBC (go wiggly go)
 
The main point of this deck is to get Hitmonchan powered up, and at the same time get wiggly out there and then start donig the wave untill the other guy cries.  I realized that since the new Team Rocket cards are going around in the air, there are alot of pokemon that have 60 hp.  Well there is a team rocket gym out there that limits the amount of pokemon on your bench so play wiggly carefully and have lass handy.  With this deck you can Oak about 3 times and still not worry about decking out.  I added more pokemon to it so I would not mulligan on my first turn.
 
Since tournements are not aloud, I just played people who challenge me since im the only gym leader that plays.
 
 
Match 1
Viagra Dirty Version vs Mr Morris (electric deck)
 
My first match was against Mr Morris (older guy)
He had an electric deck based on electabuzz and zapdos.  This was a fast one,  He put out electabuzz.  My first hand really sucked but I got a porygon and a prof oak.  I played prof oak and got a Hitmonchan a fighting energy and a 2 powerpluses.  All he had on his deck was voltorb and electabuzz.  I killed voltorb in one hit (jab since team rocket porygon has no retreat cost).  Then used the power pluses to take down electabuzz a few turns later.  He put up a good fight but I HATE when you are in the middle of a match and people want to trade with your opponent.  Cause it makes me loose my groove but I won anyway.
 
Record 1-0
Match 2
 
Viagra Dirty Version vs Lil Morris (colorless flight deck)
 
 Since I beat his dad his son tried to come at me His name is Mathew.  This kid played me smart he told me about his deck said it was colorless I said um ok, weak agaisnt fighting.  Well It was a farfetch type deck so guess what It was resistant.  That was my first mistake.  Well I put out Hitmonchan and Scyther and a Chansey.  For some strange reason he put out base set meowth.  I said ok and used computer search to get GOW and very quickly disposed of them.  He got a dudrio out by the 6th turn and he was loaded glad his move sucks.  By then though I had a loaded wiggly now I wanted to kill him In one hit so rage would not come back and kill me.  So I item found a powerplus and boom hes dead .  From then on out each pokemon fell farfetch'd and spearow.  Once wiggly is out its no use it usually over.
 
Record 2-0
 
Match 3
 
Viagra Dirty Version vs Green shirt guy and an electric deck
 
This kid was around 15 thought he was some hot stuff.  Time for him to take some Viagra.  He had an electric deck.  I have no idea how he became such a good player playing with a base set pikachu deck with one jungle.  Well I had to go stamp books so I decided to be a mean guy he put out jungle pikachu.  For some unearthly act of god  I got Hitmonchan again added a powerplus to jab and boom hes dead game over.
 
Record 3-0
 
Match 4
 
Viagra Dirty Version vs Bubba DuDley and water deck
 
This seemed to be an energy denial deck with seakings.  Im all for originality like we all know but um...... seaking I never got into that fad of pokemon well...... I used Scyther to my advantage trading them in and out he never got to a 1 stage evolution this deck is so good because of the speed in which it destroys pokemon is just phenominal.
 
Record 4-0
 
 
    That concluded my pokemon sesion I had another challenge but I declined.  I know this isnt becoming of a gym leader but I just thought he sucked.  It was mister Boaz from another one of my deck reports.  He had made one of those super mulligan decks.  With 3 mewtwos and 57 energy cards.  He said If i put my nintendo power mewtwo on the line he would put everycard he owned on the line If i could beat it.  "LAME"  i SAID NO  I love my card.  If anyone has info on beating those sort of decks email me so I can get some free cards or something.
 
Props to On Cue Store 6178 Veronica and David for letting me sit down and play on the clock
Props to everyone who challenged me
Props to Scott and pojo
Props to My little brother Sean for beating everyone too (hes 7 and takes out 20 year olds)
Slops to energy stall decks with mewtwo in them
Slops to Japanese gym cards
Slops to The Team rockets packs which only have like 4 good cards in the series I WANT GYM LEADERS
 
 
Please post this report
Yours Truly the ODB of pokemon
Adrian Little
ninjax@ac.net