Media Play Pokemon League
           Hadley, MA
              4/8/99

My deck fared rather well. I didnt do as well as I hoped. Sure I won my
matches but not quick enough. I still earned my holo mew so it was a good
day.
My deck is very annoying for my opponents to face. In fact I'm thinking about
changing it since no one will play me. Oh well. Here it is!
Psycho Storm:
Pokemon:19
4xAbra
3xKadabra
2xAlakazam
3xScyther
3xPromo Mewtwo
2xTauros
2xChansey
Trainers:18
4xBill
4xScoop up
3xComputer Search
3xGust of Wind
2xProfessor Oak
2xEnergy Retrieval
Energy:23
19xPsychic
4xDCE

Round 1. Me vs. Kevin with Colorless deck
I got scared because a lot of his pokemon has resistance to mine but he was a
newbie so he put out Pidgeys and Spearows. I knocked them down swiftly with
Mewtwo and Kadabra but he managed to power up a Kangaskhan (I could never
spell that...). He wasn't quick enough though and I double-edged him away.
    1-0
   
Round 2. Me vs. Kid with Grass Deck.
This kid was ok but not good enough. It started with me drawing a lone Abra
(AGGGGHHHHH!) Luckily I drew a Chancey. I retreated for the Chancey, attached
a  DCE and scrunched, failing. He used his Bellsprout's call for friend. I
became annoyed. I didnt want this game to end long, I wanted a holo-mew. I
evolved my Abra, attached another DCE to the big egg and double-edged (a
waste but I don't care) I then killed another pokemon with another
double-edge. He had a Chance near the end but he decided to forfeit.
    2-0

Round 3. Me vs. Gym Leader Dan with modified Blackout.
Truth is, he hates my guts. In fact he hates everyone. Him and the other Gym
Leader dont even like pokemon. When they're not stamping booklets they're
looking at car magazines. I made sure I whooped him good. To make sure he
wouldnt have anything to blame his loss on we played without
Weakness/Resistance. I started with another lone Abra to his Machop! Plus he
went first! After he Low Kicked I did a topdeck and pulled a Professor Oak! I
oaked, drawing a Mewtwo, Scyther, and Tauros. I retreated for the mewtwo and
absorbed. He then attached another energy to Machop and Kicked again. I then
did the insane professor laugh and Psyburned. He then made a smart move and
evolved to Machoke. I asked why until he used a potion. A karate chop for ten
barely scarred me. I laughed again and psyburned. He evolves to Machamp (oh
fudge). He kills my Mewtwo but I brought out a fully powered scyther and
slashed. Unfortunatly, Strikes Back+Seismic Toss=Dead Scyther.
Too bad my Tauros killed him. It was then all over. I pulled Computer Search,
searched for Alakazam, transfered all damage to Chansey and plowed things
through with Tauros. And of course, I saved a special rampage for his last
remaining poke', a Squirtle.
    3-0

Round 4 vs. Kevin #2 with random colors deck.
This won't take long. He had Eevee with some other random monsters, including
a (Insane Clown Laugh) Base Gastly. Me and him pretty much stalemated
(Eevee's Tail Wag vs. Chancey's Scrunch) But I soon got out Alakazam, did
some damage swaping, and bulldozed him with Scyther and Mewtwo.
    4-0

Round 5 vs. Kid with Grass Deck.
This was the only kid who could actually play. He started with a Bulbasaur,
and played a Pinsir to the bench (Can you say stupid?). I started with a
Scyther and benched a Mewtwo. After a few turns I got a Bill, used it
and...what's this? 2 Computer Searches!? YES!!! I benched an Abra and used
both on the same turn. I became sloppy but it didnt really matter. I
double-edged him away.
    5-0! and now Im the proud owner of a Promo Mew!

Props and Slops!
Props to Gym Leader Dan for giving away all the energy wizards sent them so
he could have a box for his cards. (I got about 60 Psychic and 30 Water)
Slops for him being an @$$hole to all the kids.
Slops for no one wanting to play me cuz they know they'd lose.
Props to my dad for taking me.
Props to the kid who traded me Charizard for Clefairy.
Thats all!
Send all comments to Chris at Cybrpika@aol.com