WELCOME SPORTS FANS TO THRASHFEST '99!!! The first victim for today is Mixed Magic. Let's go take a look at the beating, shall we? First, we see that this deck runs all 5 colors. Appearently it already stuck its head between its legs and kissed its @ss good-bye. You NEVER PLAY 5 COLORS!!! You never want to go above 3, and then, even 3 is a little out there and hard to control. But wait, there's more... Let's see what this "WINNING"..snicker..deck. Hmmm... He uses the ULTIMATE CHAMPION HAUNTER..snicker..What a GREAT CARD...laughing... I can't help it anymore. Haunter BITES!!! In the future he might be good, but right now the only use he has is tissue paper and being the flooring of some weirdo's swimming pool. And this deck does not use multiples of ANYTHING EXCEPT ENERGY! Did you ever evolve anything? How about actually getting to use Charizard? No? I didn't think so. Your evolved forms are most likely sitting in your hand taking up more space then people going to Jenny Craig. You need more basics so that you can evolve. Heck, you even need more evolved forms! Multiples are GOOD!!! I could go on and on about how much this deck sucks. I really want to, but something is keeping me back. Maybe my consince has returned to me. . . . NAAAAHHHH! LET THE BEATINGS CONTINUE!!! Look at those popular trainers!!! He's got so many in the deck!!! Maybe I should stop the sarcasm. This guy has 4 trainers, and one a piece. One whole Bill and a Pokedex? GREAT CARD DRAWING THERE PAL!!! Not even one Professor Oak. The only good trainer in the deck is the trader, who probably has more sense than they guy that made this deck. And I have a question, Mr. Pokemaster. Why did you put that fighting energy in the deck? You said that I would see, but I didn't. The only other good thing about this deck is that it has the right amount of energy overall. BUT, I BET THE ENERGY YOU NEED NEVER COMES BECAUSE YOU PLAY 5 COLORS!!!! (Angels singing)Deep Voice: Have pity on this young one, Chipmunk. He does not know the error of his ways. Just teach him nicely and he will learn. Chipmunk: HELL NO!!! This deck sucks! An 8 year old that I know has 100 times as much sense as this guy! HE SAYS HE WON WITH HAUNTER!!! HE NEEDS TO LEARN!!! Deep Voice: Forgive and forget. Doing this to him will help him none. Chipmunk: IT'LL TEACH HIM TO MAKE A BETTER DECK!!! He won't want this to happen again, so he'll fix the deck better. Deep Voice: After reading this, he's going to go to summer school and shot a lot of innocent bystanders, and with the last bullet shoot himself. Chipmunk: Good. Serves him right. Besides, that's competition I don't have to deal with if he does that. Wait.. How do you know that? You work for the Friend's Psychic Network? Deep Voice: No. I'm not a fraud. I am much higher up than them. Chipmunk: How do I know that you aren't a fraud? Deep Voice: You know that time in Florida, at the mini-golf course, where you... Chipmunk: I BELIEVE YOU!!!! I got one question then. Is WotC going to fix this error crap with their cards? And why can't they print enough out so that jungle can come out on time. Deep Voice: No. They won't fix the errors. That would be like trying to make all the fat people at Jenny Craig's skinny. It just can't happen. The reason for jungle being late is that they want to sell the booster boxes at $300 while they still can. Chipmunk: Oh. Thanx. 2 final questions. 1. What's your name. 2. Am I going to get that hot chick down the street to go out with me? Deep Voice: You can call me.... Bob. And as for her, yes. She'll be yours for the taking, and will want you until the end of time. Chipmunk: Excellent. > Mixed Magic > > Here is the deck I have never lost with. > > Holographic Cards > > 1 Charizard > > 1 Chansey > > 1 Mewtwo > > __________________________________________________________________________ > __________ > > Energy > > 3 Double Colourless > > 3 Water > > 2 Lightning > > 6 Grass > > 13 Fire > > 1 Fighting { you will see } > > 9 Psychic > > __________________________________________________________________________ > _____________ > > Trainers > > 1 Bill > > 1 Pokedex > > 1 Pokemon Trader > > 1 Switch > > __________________________________________________________________________ > _________ > > Basic Pokemon > > 1 Gastly > > 1 Abra > > 1 Farfetch'd { A$$ Kicker } > > 1 Weedle > > 1 Poliwag > > 1 Growlithe > > 1 Bulbasaur > > 1 Charmander > > 1 Electabuzz > > __________________________________________________________________________ > _______ > > Evolved Pokemon > > 1 Ivysaur > > 1 Kadabra > > 1 Kakuna > > 1 Arcanine > > 1 Poliwhirl > > 1 Charmeleon > > 1 Haunter > > 1 Beedrill > > > __________________________________________________________________________ > _________ > > > I haven't been in any tournaments yet but I am trying to get into one i will > Post when I get the results > > Thanks > > Michael : ) > > > > _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. 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