SPIKE: Hey, everybody. We're delighted to have you all here. We're just about to reveal the results of Vulpix's poll questions for last week. If you'd like to see this week's questions, you can skip ahead to them-- they're on a separate page. Vulpix?

VULPIX: I had originally thought that everybody would answer by letter, and then we could simply tabulate the scores and announce the winning answer for each question. Of course, everybody who wrote in had to narrate their responses in detail. Which is cool--in fact, I like it better this way, so keep it up! The downside, of course, is that now I and Spike have to go through and respond to each letter individually. Which isn't really a downside when you think about it... *foxy grin*

First of all, the questions again:

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1) What part of Spike's Shed do you like the most?

A. The deck fixes! There are other parts?
B. The idiots who write letters in... man, those things crack me up.
C. The bashes! What's better than a fire-breathing fox insulting people for his own personal amusement?
D. Spike's Random Thought of the Day. More ferrets please!
E. Oops. I thought this was Crash's garage. Sorry.

2) The scariest thing about Pokemon Stadium has to be...

A. Flareon wiggling its butt at you as it emerges from the Pokeball
B. Alakazam firing a Psybeam from its "personal area"
C. Charmander bouncing on its tail
D. Lickitung performing any sort of attack
E. Jynx

3) If Pikachu and the Cyberdemon had a battle, who would win?

A. The Cyberdemon. *BLAM* *SPLATTER*
B. Pikachu. Could the Lord of Deimos really stand up to a good Thunderbolt? I don't think so.
C. It would be a tie. Cyber's got the armor, but Pikachu has the Agility.
D. What's a Cyberdemon?
E. What's a Pikachu?

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There you have it. Now everybody knows what we're talking about. Without further ado... the word of the people!

>Subject:Vote
>
>1. B and C
>2. E
>3. A

VULPIX: Okay... so this was one of the less-detailed responses. Still interesting, though.

SPIKE: I have to agree with him on Jynx. And I'm glad to see that we have another Cyber fan here.

>Subject: [none]
>
>If Pikachu can get ahold of the BFG and 120 cells, then B.  If not,
>then A or possibly C. But what about a contest between an unarmed Pikachu and four imps? 
>Pikachu would win paws down if he can stay out of the toxic waste.
>The Pokémon from Doom and Doom2 are the BEST!  My opponent evolved his
>Baron into a Cyberdemon, so I said "Big Ugly Hyper-Blaster-Shooting Spider
>Thing, I choose you!" I once took out a Snorlax by enticing it to take a nap in The Crusher.
 
VULPIX: Poor Snorlax. *sniff*

SPIKE: Umm... each BFG shot takes 40 cells, right? And it takes at least 4 shots, usually, to kill a Cyberdemon. (All right, all right-- for you sticklers, I know there's a way of killing a Cyber with 3 or even 2 shots. But I doubt Pikachu could get close enough to do that. Blast damage counts for something.)

>Subject:Your Polls
>
>Hey Vulpix!
>
> Here are my answers to your polls.
>
>1) Well, I can't decide, I like A, B, and C; but B the most.
>2) Well, I haven't played Pokemon Stadium yet so I really can't answer; but w/ your explanations I would say A or B.
>3) D, but when I know what it is it will change to B or C.
>
> Nice talking to you Vulpix. By the way, I'm still working on catching a Magmar.

VULPIX: Hmm. Not much here. Hey, he doesn't know what a Cyberdemon is....

SPIKE: Seems a lot of people didn't. No shame in that. Well, actually, there is, but never mind that. Anyway, the Cyberdemon was an enemy from the classic computer game Doom. Not just any enemy, but the enemy to end all enemies. He was a 5-meter tall cybernetic minotaur who shot these huge rockets at you. May sound stupid, but the Cyberdemon had a magic that has never been successfully re-created. There will never be another one like him. Never!

VULPIX: Okay, Spike. I think we've heard enough.

SPIKE: No... nooo... (cries)

>Subject:Hey Vulpix...
>
>Hello Vulpix,
>      My name is Richard. I am here to answer your
>little survey. So Here goes.
>
>1) Definetly C. I love reading bashes, you guys's or
>Chipmunk's or anybodies for that matter.
>
>2) D D D D D!!!! Likitung just looks scary!  
>
>3) D again. What is a Cyberdemon? Never heard of it?
>But it would probably beat that little Pikachu.
>
>
>             Thanks,
>                      Richard 

VULPIX: Hmm. Interesting. Yes, I have to agree on Lickitung. And thanks for the bash compliments.

SPIKE: Hmm. I keep forgetting that much of Pokemon's target audience were still little kids in the glory days of Doom. How long ago was that? 6 or 7 years, I think.

>Subject:In response to Vulpix's Questions...
>
> Hello Vulpix! You created some of your own polls, so I thought that I'd reply:
>
>1. The bashes!
>2. Jynx. I didn't actually see Alakazam with his Psybeam, but now that you mention it, do I really want to?
>3. Who is Cyberdemon?
>
> Please post who Cyberdemon is, and why not voice your opinions also?

VULPIX: I think we did post who Cyberdemon is. As for our own opinions... that's an interesting idea. We'll do that at the end.

SPIKE: The Cyberdemon 0wnZ j00, biotch! *smack*

>Subject:Poll
>
>1) What part of Spike's Shed do you like the most?
>C. The bashes! What's better than a fire-breathing fox insulting people
>for
>his own personal amusement?
>
>
>2) The scariest thing about Pokemon Stadium has to be...
>B. Alakazam firing a Psybeam from its "personal area"
>
>
>3) If Pikachu and the Cyberdemon had a battle, who would win?
>C. It would be a tie. Cyber's got the armor, but Pikachu has the
>Agility.

VULPIX: I guess this guy just copied the answers. Nothing wrong with that. Input in any form is welcome.

SPIKE: Move along, move along...

>Subject:Poll
>
>1) C
>2) Abstain
>3) D
>
>;)
> ~ Doll

VULPIX: I'm glad to see Doll likes my bashes. Wanna scratch me behind the ears, Doll?

SPIKE: Don't make me put you in the back yard again, Vulpix...

>Subject:poll answers
>
>1)c
>2)b
>3)a

VULPIX: Another bare-bones response. But it's still nice to know what people are thinking.

SPIKE: *snore*

>Subject:Poll Thingy
>
>1)c. There truly isn't anything better than foxes insulting people, now
>is
>there?
>2)b. ouch. Don't go there.
>3)a. Pikachu dies. Yay!

VULPIX: No, there isn't!

SPIKE: Yay! Um....

>Subject:Answers
>
>My answers are:
>
>1: C who doesn't other than the people that get bashed
>2: B mind-boggling gonads huh?
>3. A i fell sorry for the little guy

VULPIX: Boy, a LOT of people like my bashes. Thank you all! You're so wonderful!

SPIKE: Heh-heh, he said "gonads."

>Subject:questionaire thingy
>
>here are my answers
>1.A
>2.A
>3.D

VULPIX: Hey, someone who thinks your fixes are the best part of the garage!

SPIKE: *wakes up* Wow!

>Subject:Vulpixes Corner
>
>Your deck garage cracks me up!
>1 C. I love the bashes
>2 B. thats scary
>3 A. I bet vulpix would win.
>
>WHY DON'T YOU EVER FIX MY DECKS?

VULPIX: I would win against the Cyberdemon? Mmm, perhaps. There's not that much difference between a plasma gun and Flamethrower.

SPIKE: As for your decks not getting fixed... they might be among those sitting in my mailbox. Sorry. I'm getting to them, really I am!

>Subject:Poll Response
>
>SATOSHI: Interresting poll, Vulpix.:^)
>
> 1-B: The "Idiot Letters"
> 'Oak sux!' and 'you iddiot!' are the type of thing that makes this
>garage
>great.
>
> 2-A: Flareon's "Dance"
> Truthfully, I was expecting it to break into the pokemon version of
>the
>Macarena...
>
> 3-B: Pikachu
> heheheh...thunerbolt.... >:D
>
> Guess that's it. Later, firefox.

VULPIX: Hey! We got a response from the great Satoshi! Oh, wait... it's the Satoshi who works in the Deck Garage. Never mind.

SPIKE: I'm trying to imagine Flareon doing the Macarena...

>Subject:Your questions
>
>1) What part of Spike's Shed do you like the most?
>
>E. Oops. I thought this was The Lady's garage. Sorry.
>
>2) The scariest thing about Pokemon Stadium has to be...
>
>B. Alakazam firing a Psybeam from its "personal area"
>
>
>3) If Pikachu and the Cyberdemon had a battle, who would win?
>
>Z. Asmodius.

VULPIX: Huh? Asmodius? Who the hell is he?

SPIKE: I'm not even going to go into how stupid you'd have to be to confuse this with the Lady's garage.

>Subject: quiz
>
>1. B
>2. A,B,D,E
>3. A
>
>I love when those retards write those letters, those are hilarious!

VULPIX: Don't say "retard." It's an ugly word, even if it is accurate.

SPIKE: I wonder how we're going to count these multiple answers. And finally... the last response!

>Subject:Kitsune no Pooru
>
>All right, why not?
>My views on your poll.
>
>1:
>C. I have to love the bashes. Few things are more amusing than a Fire
>Kitsune torching people right where they deserve it.
>
>2.
>B. Very Much B. Really Incredibly Freakin Emphatic B. I used to
>respect Alakazam, and he went and embarrassed the hell out of me. It was like
>a scene from a mediocre sitcom.
>
>   Watch this! I said. As usual, I was getting too deeply into the
>spirit of things. We had just picked up Pokemon Stadium, and I wanted to
>see how MindMelter, my Alakazam, fared in battle.
>   Alakazam! Psybeam! I said, pressing the button.
>   Five eye-widening seconds later, the conversations of the entire
>room (3 people) degenerated into a mishmash of third grade gutter humor.
>Phrases like Hey, wanna see my Psybeam? still haunt me like the Gastly
>I tripped over the other day.
>
>3.
>B.
>   Really, itd all be dependent on who got in the first shot. A rocket
>would splatter the Electric Mouse, and a Thunderbolt would
>short-circuit the Cyberdemon. But since Pikachu has Agility, its more likely to
>get in that first shot.

VULPIX: Pikachu may have Agility, but can he circle-strafe? I think not.

SPIKE: ROFLMAO. That's funny. Normally, when Pokemon embarasses me in front of my friends, it's for different reasons. Thank you for providing my laugh of the day.

VULPIX: And now (drum roll) the tabulated results, along with our picks:

1)

A: 2
B: 2
C: 9
D: 1
E: 1

VULPIX: I picked "C", of course. Who wouldn't?

SPIKE: Hmmph. Why didn't anybody like my Random Thought of the Day? That's what I picked...

2)

A: 2
B: 8
C: 0
D: 1
E: 2

VULPIX: Flareon. It's an affront to all us decent Fire Pokemon to see such shameful acts.

SPIKE: Don't make me pull out my mIRC chat logs, Vulpix. Personally, I'd go with Jynx. She scares me.

3)

A: 6
B: 2
C: 1
D: 5
E: 0

SPIKE: PIKACHU DIES!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

VULPIX: I'd bet on the Cyber, too. It'd take more than an electric mouse to stop Goat-Boy.

SPIKE: Okay, fine. There you have it. Now go read the questions for this week!






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