I am Embarassed to send this deck, but my friend agrues that this is a
ultimate deck, even though:
1. He's never played any one else but his dog.
2. He has no basic pokemon
3. He has little energy for his high energy-consuming pokemon.
4. He thinks the energy cost on the card is actual energy
5. Even if he DID have the right evo. chains, his deck is still
Please, puh-leeze post this and tell him to read the stinkin' rules!
(Something he has totally ignored. He says, "I already know how to play
pokemon! I don't need the rules!)
Contents of Dumb Deck:
1 Charizard (fake)
4 Fire E.
40 energy retrivals
<<THIS IS THE DUMBEST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! IT'S TIME TO SEND OUT EVIL
EVIL JARED SAYS (sorry if I'm copying Chimpmunk hehe): OK WHY THE HELL DO
YOU HAVE 4 FIRE ENERGY FOR ONE FREAKIN CHARIZARD THAT HAS NO BASIC OR STAGE
1 EVO!?!?!?!?!?!? 6 MAGIKARP!?!??!?! OF ALL THE FREAKIN CARDS TO PICK
MAGIKARP, WHY THE HELL DID YOU PICK MAGIKARP!?!? MAGIKARP OF ALL THINGS! HE
HAS ONLY 30 HP AND CAN DO 20 DAMAGE AT MOST!!!! THEN, PORYGON HE CAN'T EVEN
FREAKIN ATTACK!!!!! WHY PUT HIM IN WITH A DUMBASS MAGIKARP!?!?!? OK THIS IS
WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF... 40 ENERGY RETRIEVALS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT IDEA!!??!?! READ THE FREAKIN RULES FOR GOD
SAKE HOW THE HELL CAN YOU PLAY A GAME WITHOUT READING THE FREAKIN RULES!?!?!
Please tell him he is NOT the worlds best pokemon trainer and that if he
went to a tourney, he be dead before his 3rd turn! (Unless he won by
making his opponent draw all those cards if he got a hand with no basic
Again, this is not my deck!
Ahem.... Back to normal Jared now, I feel bad for the guy who's going to
hear this, my deepest apologies (by the by, did you know this deck is going
to be in Thrashfest 99? Oh boy I bet you're excited! =) )
VOID---Jared Schroeder >) Questions and Comments go to:
firstname.lastname@example.org--VOID -EVIL JARED >>>>>>>>>>>> (((((((((
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