>Hello again.  I know this is two decks in a short
>period of time, but my master just got done reading
>your "Bugs & Bats" segment in your garage.  He noticed
>that you liked pokemon with no retreat costs, so he
>decided to send you this toy.  Most of the pokemon are
>fliers, so they have low retreat costs.  Also, those
>that do have high retreat costs get a helping hand
>from Dodrio's pokemon power.  I'm a little mad that
>I'm not in this deck, but hey, what the heck? it's got
>tons of good pokemon, or so I think.  He wants help on
>this deck.  He says it's really good, but would like
>it fine-tuned.  He also says he wants some input from
>your fiery-tempered cohort, Vulpix.  Let us know what
>you think...
>
>Aerial Assault
>
>Taurosx1
>Pidgeyx1
>Pidgeottox1
>Pidgeotx1
>Spearowx1
>Fearowx1
>Lickitungx1
>Doduox1
>Dodriox1
>Weedlex3
>Kakunax3
>Beedrillx3
>>Zubatx3
>Golbatx2
>Bellsproutx2
>Grimerx1
>Caterpiex1
>Metapodx1
>Butterfreex1
>Bulbasaurx2
>Nidoran Malex1
>Potionx3
>Plus Powerx2
>Pokedexx1
>Grassx12
>Double Colorless Energyx1
>Electric Energyx5
>Psychic Energyx4

VULPIX: You know, Spike had to look at this deck for several minutes trying to decide if it was a setup or not. He tries to keep this section limited to "true" bad decks--ones created solely out of complete incompetence on the part of the designer--and people who occasionally try to make up bad decks to get bashed sort of make him upset. Usually, he can weed these out fairly quickly, but some make him look twice. At any rate, he finally passed this deck, and we're off!

This isn't a very creative bad deck, to tell you the truth. Rather than having insane color combinations (i.e., Gyarados and Charizard), multiple Stage 2's in the same deck (although it does have that), or sensible decisions juxaposed with completely inane ones... it goes the old, boring route of "lots and lots of singles, not to mention 3 or more colors in a deck other than Potpourri." After you've seen too many of these, they start to blur into one another. Hopefully we'll see some new variations soon.


There's not that much more I can say. It defies description. Just scroll back up and read the card listing. Keep reading it until your eyes begin to sting and tear up. I can do no more.

SPIKE: For some reason, a few RBD's ago I got on this kick of helping people out by pointing them in the right direction. I still think that's a good idea, but this deck is beyond hope. The only viable option here is to start all over. Buy a theme deck. Some of the Rocket ones look cool.



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