Vulpix vulpix vulpix!

I know you haven't seen much of me lately. I'm sorry. It must be tough. But never fear, I'll soon return with more deck bashes, polls, letters, and unexpurgated opinions to rile up small-minded people and increase the flood of hatemail to me.

Speaking of polls and letters.... we have both this week. Bashes will be forthcoming. The letters are below; you know where to go for the polls. Or if you don't, I don't know how to help you.


>Subject:??!!
>
>Why do they call this place a "deck garage"???!!! All it is is a Vulpix
>and
>Spike yawning and falling asleep---- WHO GAVE THESE GUYS TOO MUCH
>NYQUILL IN
>THEIR ORANGE SODA???!!!! You need an editor... you need an editor
>BADLY!!!!
>
>
>                                    Until then--- Dragonair Rocks


Well, excuse the heck out of us. Spike was gone for a week, and the week after he only had 2 fixes... but for a very good reason. We've got 5 fixes this week--is that enough for you? I think we're keeping up very well, thank you, and we usually deliver a fair amount of decks for your reading pleasure. If you look down upon us for occasionally trying to entertain, please keep it to yourself.

And yes, Dragonair does rock. That long, thin body is cool. Dark Dragonair is especially good-looking... makes my paws sweaty just looking at it.


>Subject:Don't be sad
>
>in response to the end of your letters:
>
>I THINK YOUR THE BEST POKEMON THAT WAS EVER CREATED BY THE FREAKS AT
>NINTENDO!
>
>thats all


Awww... thank you so much. I'd actually gotten over my brief depression, but it's good to know I'm appreciated.


>Subject:Favorite Pokemon Question
>
>Vulpix, if you had to choose a favorite Pokemon, who would it be? (not
>counting yourself or Ninetales


Hmmm... that's a toughie. The trouble is, I have to live with the rest of Spike's Pokemon, and if I pick only one of them, the rest will never let me forget it. But I think my favorite would be Ponyta. Don't ask why, it just is. (Geez... I'm gonna get it from Arcanine now. Oh well.)


>Subject:(NO MSopoly!)
>
>Dear Vulpix,
>
>Hey Crimson Deck Basher. Thats right I found out about
>you secret life as a pokemon crime fighter! It was
>worth trading those three Charizards to that little
>kid for the scoop! In response to the Dragonball fan.
>I am a real fan! I'm not rich and don't have loads of
>merchandise and memorabilia to proove for it, but that
>doesn't make you a true fan! I don't know all thier
>names as I have never seen the original DB and they
>don't show much of them in DBZ. (I haven't ever seen
>them play DB on TV and I'm too poor to buy the tapes)
>But I have one thing to say the little cat on the
>prefessor's shoulder KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!! Anyways, I was
>just writing becuase the new poll isn't up yet. and I
>wanted to thank Spike and you for thier outstanding
>work and becuase you chose to use Yahoo! instead of
>Hotmail that unfortunately has been taken over by
>Microsoft!! those SOB's!! yall should get an award!!!
>or something. and if you ever get fired I will
>protest, send letters pluck out all my eyebrows and
>stab myself in my eye with a fork!!! (a fork with a
>big soft fluffy something on the end) anyways, about
>you being Spike's deck basher becuase you were the
>only one evil enough to help with the site. I heard it
>was really becuase he accidently stepped on your tail
>and you threatened to put a curse on him if he didn't
>pick you. (a curse of the 7 years of bad decks). well
>I gattago listen to my newly downloaded slim shady
>song on mp3 and await the new poll, and the neo's
>release in english so my Vileplutopia deck can finally
>be completed. MIRACLE NUT! MIRACLE NUT! MIRACLE NUT!


Well, thank you for that... um... interesting letter. The range of topics there are a bit to diverse for me to adquately address, so I'll just thank you for corresponding.

The little cat on the professor's shoulder kicks ass? Well, I haven't seen any of that stuff, but it's hard to imagine how it could not. I mean, a little cat! On the guy's shoulder! Isn't that cool?

And... um... the last message in my inbox is something of a rather personal nature. What say we just skip it...

Next week: Bashes! Cuteness! Vulpix!

-Vulpix
s_vulpix@yahoo.com


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