SATOSHI: Welcome back to the Shop. Becasue of consistant begging on
Blastoise's part, and because of the amount of codes I've been recieving, I
am reinstating Blastoise as the 'Mew Code Cracker' of the Shop. So, without
further adieu, Blastoise's Code Center.
BLASTOISE: [Welcome back to the Code Center. As you can see, I have
reinstalled my PokeSpeak Translator, so you can all understand me. Well,
lemme just turn on the ol' Code Cracker 2000 1/2 Super Computer, and we'll
get to the first code]..<tick tick tapp, tickity tap tick tap>..[there. It's
processing the first code. And here it is...]
'The Rock Tunnel Method'
BLASTOISE: [Now, let me explain that this code was sent to me by someone who
said their "Friend" had gotten Mew this way. This is ALL that it said. No
explanation, no nothing. Now, I'd guess that this is a take off of the
'Seafoam Island/Mist Stone' rumor, just because they both involve mysterious
caves. Or course, like all tricks to catch Mew that don't involve GAMESHARK
OR GAMEGENIE, this is undoubtedly false. How do I know this? Easy. Look
around the internet. Many pokemon sites agree that you CANNOT CATCH MEW IN
BLUE, RED, OR YELLOW. And guess what? THEY ARE RIGHT. Even pojo.com agrees
Another thing. Anyone that sends me codes that their friends gave them are
invited to try them themselves first. You know why? Because people aren't
always honest. *gasp* Yes, it's true. People lie about a blasted video game
just to get attention. Dumb, huh? Anywho, I encourage you all to try the
codes yourselves first. Any codes that say "my friend got mew this way" are
a waste of time. I could say that my friend got ChronoMew by Beating the
Elite Four 500,000,000 times, and nobody would be able to prove me wrong.
Oh, and by the way, YOU CANNOT GET CHRONOMEW BY BEATING THE ELITE FOUR
500,000,000 TIMES!!! YOU CANNOT GET CHRONOMEW PERIOD!! THAT WAS ONLY TO
PROVE MY POINT. IT WAS NOT TRUE!!! There. I felt the need to say that, less
someone would have started yet another pointless rumor.
Okay, I guess that's all for this week. I'll continue to post your "catch
mew" *snort, chuckle* codes. Bye, everyone!!]
SATOSHI: Thank you, Blastoise, for that...uh...enlightening experience.
That's all for now!! Good Luck and Happy Gaming, everyone!!