Welcome to my first bashing.

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>this is my tournament winning"nightmare"deck
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>Pokemon
>x1Jungle Scyther
>x1 Pinsir
>x1Jungle Pikachu
>x1 Onix
>x1Magikarp
>x1Gyarados
>x1Mewtwo
>x1Psyduck
>x1Golduck
>x1 bulbasaur
>x1T.R.Charizard
>x1Base Charmelion
>x1base charmander
>x1Kadabra
>x1abra
>x1Marowak
>x1Cubone
>x1Golem
>x1geodude
>x1kingler
>x1krabby
>x1Rhyhorn
>x1Seadra
>x1Horsea
>x1Lickatung
>x1Graveler
>x1Rhydon
>x1Tentacruel
>x1Tentacool
>x1Team Rocket Gym Scyther
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>Trainers
>x1pokemon center
>x1Switch
>x1Energy seaech
>x2Super potion
>x1Professor Oak
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>Energy
>x5Psycic
>x8Water
>x6Fighting
>x2Grass
>x2fire

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In my short history of being a mechanic i've yet to see a deck that truly
deserved an utter bashing (aside from the 162 card monstrosity spike
recieved). Well, until today i didn't.

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Did this person just open up a bunch of boosters (getting no doubles) and
throw every single card into this... this... "tournament winning"
deck???*tries to hold back the laughter... doesn't*
I could understand this deck if it were a booster draft tourney, but he
doesn't make any mention of that, so i'll assume that this somehow won a
regular constructed (imaginary?) tournament. One question. What did everyone
else play? If anyone reading this lost to this deck, email me. I want to see
a deck worse than this (is that possible?) in my lifetime.
More likely reason for him winning would be that he was the only person
playing.

This deck also manages to break nearly all of my submitting criteria. Now
the only way you could possibly miss my huuuuuuge front page of criteria and
submitting guidelines would be to scroll down about three pages (not reading
a word), and only taking note of my blue toned email address. From there
figuring that the packs of boosters he just opened, and are lying on his
desk, could somehow be molded into some sort of deck. And putting two and
two together, figures that that blue name could help him form something
remotely playable out of this pile on his desk. Of course the only reason he
knew that that blue name on that page could help him, was because one of the
people he beat in that tournament suggested him to go there.

If anyones lost so far just raise your hand.

Enough about the person. Here's a review of the actual deck:

Pokemon:

Hmmmm all of the worst lines in all of their types, with only a few
redeeming ones, and other that i can't even read. Wow, thats not good.

Trainers:

His dog fluffy put these together, as there is almost some thought put into
these. Fluffy should have chosen the pokemon.

Energy:

23 energy for a five color deck?!?! If the deck was packed full of energy
searches, retrievals, oaks, computer searches, and bills i still wouldn't
suggest using only 23.
Well, at least he put in energy; but i don't know if energy would improve
the deck at all though.

And thats enough bashin for today... i'm tired.

Justudux "Dux"



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