Vulpix vulpix!

Spike is back, so thankfully I don't have to actually
fix any more decks. Though I did sort of like it.
Maybe I'll do it again sometime, just for kicks.

Now, there's unfortunately only one bash for this
week. Have to space them out a little. But before we
even get to that, there's a few letters that I want to
go over:


>Subject: hey vulpix
>
>have you ever played against a deck which had just
>about 1 of every
>basic
>pokemon from the basic set, jungle, and fossil? I
>have. It was
>impossible for
>this deck to beat you (LOL...mwwhahahahaha)


No. But I have played against a deck which had (as
best I can recall) 3 Zapdos (basic), 3 Blastoise, and
2 Poliwrath. Does that count?


>Subject: Something Awful (dot com)
>
>say, this Vulpix' Corner rating system reminds me
>strongly of Cranky
>Steve's
>rating system: 
>*URL deleted to protect little kids*


Gee, I can't imagine how that could have happened. It
must be entirely a coincidence. But you can be assured
that if Erik sends in a deck, you'll see it here.

Say, do you suppose Jeff K. plays Pokemon?


>Subject: vulpix
>
>vulpix is one of my fav Pokemon


Thank you!


>Subject: <no subject>
>
>I think vulpix is great.  He is cute and full of
>charachter (unlike
>those
>pokemon like aerodactyl who are totally devoid of
>any personality)  I
>was
>just wondering how vulpix types with paws I mean >my
squirtle has hands
>and
>can't even use a joystick


Thank you. In answer to your question, it takes a lot
of practice. It's hard for me to hit more than one key
at a time, so I have to use both of my paws, and it is
a lot of work. I would advise you and your Squirtle to
seek a physical therapist who has experience working
with Pokemon.


>Subject: Vulpix
>
>You are the best dang pokemon in the universe!! I
>taught my pokemon to
>grovel before you!! I grovel before you !!We grovel
>like the pitiful
>losers that we are!! We grovel like a guy with three
>super-sized frys
>and the only saltshaker is at the ex-con murderer
>table! You would not
>believe the depths of our grovelry!!


Thanks...I think. Here is where the fan mail begins to
turn a little scary...

That's about all. Now, here's your much-awaited bash:

***

Deck Name: None provided
Illegal: Look Ma, No Eevee
Singles: Not as many as you'd expect
Evolution Families: Good, bad, and ugly
Pain Level: Being circumcised with a belt sander

>2  zapdos  (fossil)
>2  wortortle
>2  vaporeon
>3  venonat
>2  venomoth 
>3  ivysaur
>2  venusaur
>2  squitle
>2  ninetales
>1  nidorino
>1  nidorina                 
>1  nidoran(m)
>1  nidoran(f)
>1  nidoking
>1  nidoqueen
>2  mr.  mime
>2  mysterious  fossil
>2  moltres
>2  mewtwo
>1  hitmonlee
>4  bulbasaur
>1  hitmonchan
>9  grass  energy
>7  fire  energy
>and  5  fighting  energy
>
>                                      thats  all
>
>
>               p.s.  your  (miracle  making)  vulpix
has  inspired  me
>=)

***

Inspired him? How did I do that? Geez... This deck
starts out okay, actually. He has a 4-3-2 Venusaur
evolution and a 3-2 Venomoth evolution. Sounds good,
right? Then you look at how many grass energies he has
for them. It goes downhill from there. There are a few
evolution families where he just plain skipped the
basics--not so bad when you consider that he'll never
get energy on them anyway. I suppose he could always
throw his poor basic-less Stage 1's to Computer
Searches. Oh, wait, he doesn't have any Searches.
Silly me. In fact, he doesn't have any trainers at
all. Probably he throws them away when he opens packs,
just like he used to do with energy cards until he
found out what those little circles on the cards were
for.

I hereby confer on this deck my "Rock-Bottom Awful
Deck Award." I'm going to try to call this award
something different every week. It'll always be
essentially the same award, though. I may even make up
a little graphic for it. Who knows.

Anyway, that's all for this week. I need my beauty
sleep.

Did I miss some namby pamby, sh*tbag deck somewhere?
Drop me a line already, shovelface!

-Vulpix
s_vulpix@yahoo.com


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