><< Man walks into room >>
>MAN: Hello?
><< Vulpix steps out from an office followed by Spike
>>
>MAN: I've come to get my deck revised, but first I
wanna battle. Alakazam go!
>SPIKE:Vulpix go!
>MAN: Alakazam psychic attack.
>ALAKZAM: Ala-Ala-Kazam [But it's so cute ]
><< Huge flame erupts from Vulpix roasting both man
and Alakazam >>
>MAN: Alakazamteleport us to the nearest hospital.
>
>At the hospital
>
>MAN: I told you to attack that puny Vulpix. Now
you've disgraced by name. Wait a sec, my name was
>never graced. Oh, well that's beside the point. I
nowdepromote you to the "suckiest pokemon" Alakazam.
>ALAKAZAM: Ala-Ala-Kazam [ Sorry master. It just
looked so innocent ]
>MAN: That's no excuse. You shall have to face the
punishments. Magikarp go! Splashattack.
><< Magikarp hops up and down >>
>ALAKAZAM: Kazam-Ala[ Stop! I'm sorry ]
>MAN: I shall have mercy on you. Magikarp return. Also
you may not watch "Who Wants To BeA
>Millionaire" for 1 month.
>ALAKAZAM: ALAKAZAM!!! [No!!! Please no. ]
>MAN: Mr. Mime, you are now my "right hand"
>MR. MIME: Meesta Mime [ What about your deck,master ]
>MAN: I guess I'll have to e-mail, but I can't because
my hands are bandaged up. Will you do it?
>MR. MIME: Meesta [ Certainly ]
><< Mr. Mime begins typing >>
>
>I apologize for any grammatical or spelling errors,
but I can't help it with Alakazammoping over his
>melted spoon. Here's the deck...
>4-Abra
>3-Kadabra
>2-Alakazam ( I feel sorry for the poor guy. No "Who
WantsToBeA Millionaire" fo a month)
>4-Mr Mime ( That's Me. Do you watch all that? )
>2-Promo Mewtwo ( For my master so loved theProme
Mewtwos that he gave his one and only Chaizard >so
that whoever made the trade shall perish and will not
have everlasting lives in tourneys )
>2-Chansey ( To Stall until my master either build ME
up or Promo Mewtwo )
>3-Tentacool ( Damage Swap,Cowardice,Damage Swap,
Cowardice )
>4-Bills ( Just on case my master gets stuck with just
a Tentacool)
>2-Oaks (See Above )
>4-Energy Removal ( Self-explanatory )
>3-poke center ( Damage Swap+Poke Center= Full-Health
pokemon! )
>2- GOW ( I don't think I need to explain )
>3-PC Search (GetMEand the promo Mewtwos out fast )
>22-Psychic Energy
>The strategy is togetME and promo Mewtwo out fast
while Damage Swapping totentacool or to Chansey >if
Tentacool isn't already out. Bills, Oaks, and PC
searches insure that I'll get out Mr. Mime and >Mewtwo
fast while poke center and ER slowsmy opponent
down.Now, this may come as a surprise to >you, but in
this deck I'm used as an attacker. Why? It
automatically takes 2 hits or more to"knock me
>out^_~" So after I get hurtAlakazam Damage Swaps
toTentacool for Cowardice. Promo Mewtwo is >pretty
much self-explanatory.
>
>MR.MIME: Meesta Mime[ My fingers are killin me ]
>MAN: Thank you Mr. Mime. Oh yeah I have a few things
to say. The first being to tell Vulpix I'm sorry >for
calling her puny. Second is tell Vulpix Mr.Mime has a
crush on her...
>MR. MIME: Meesta Mime! [Hey, you weren't suppose to
say that ]
>MAN: Sorry. Thankyou.
>SPIKE: No, thank you.
>MAN: I wasn' thanking you I was thanking Mr. Mime for
bringing me breakfeat in bed. I'll thank you >after
you review my deck. WAIT. I'm sounding like a spoiled
brat aren't I (Don't answer that ). No, I >change that
if I was a spoiled brat I'd have seen the movie 100
times and have 20 Charizards.

***

SPIKE: Umm...Somewhat interesting letter there. But
nothing wrong with the deck, as such. Let's see if we
can't do something with it...

(pause)

SPIKE: Wait a minute. (re-reads letter) Vulpix, you
might want to see this.

VULPIX: (running over and jumping into Spike's lap)
Certainly. I can take the opportunity to try out my
new language skills.

SPIKE: Sounds good. Anyway, you see, there's a Mr.
Mime in this letter that has a crush on you.

VULPIX: Nothing wrong with that. But I don't go for
those types.

SPIKE: Actually, the letter intimates that you're
female.

VULPIX: (shocked pause) I have no idea what he's
talking about. I swear!

SPIKE: Is there something I should know about?

1) Hmm. This is a pretty well constructed deck. Not
that much I need to do. But I would start by taking
out a Tentacool, just to lessen your chances of
getting stuck with one of them and nothing else. You
could use the space for another Mewtwo or something,
but I'd rather hold it, 'cause I'm gonna want the
space in a second. If you wanted another Mewtwo (never
a bad idea) then you could drop a Mime--3 of each
would probably be a bit more balanced. Also, just make
sure that you have sufficient ways to deal with psy
resistance. Maybe Chansey works for this, or maybe
Kadabra. Just be sure you're okay with this.

2) Here's where we're going to use that space, for
another GOW. Why? Well, other than the fact that it's
just a good card, Muk pretty much shuts this deck down
cold. With Gusts in hand, you can laugh at your
opponent, then whisk Muk from the bench and Psyburn
his little toxic ass. Other than that, I see nothing I
need to switch with the trainers.

3) Energy looks fine. Do you want DCE for Chansey? I
think it might be a good idea, but you decide.

I'm not going to list the revised cards for this deck.
It required very little fixing. An excellent example
of a damage swap deck.

By the way...who the hell trades Charizards for movie
promos?

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