>Hi my name is da bomb, I like cat food. Meow. HERES MY SWEET
>AND POWERFUL DECK. i AM THE KING.
> Ê
>3Êvulpix
>4 ninetails
>4 meowth (he is so cool!)
>3 Persian
>1 mew
>4 mewtwo
>3 pikachu
>4 raichu
>4 growith
>3 arcanine
>4 pincer(cat's worst enemy)
>3 bulbasaur
>4 ivesaur
>4 venasaur
>2 zubat
>10 rock energies
>My stradigie is to power up by feeding the pokemon hot ravioli
>while soaking them in hot oil. P.s my deck always wins, i have
>the right energies. Oh by the way i have the power
Okay, this is something I told myself I wasn't going to do when I first started the job as a Deck Mechanic, but MY GOD folks!

I have received countless decks like the one above, have these people every played the game before in their life, or did they just throw a bunch of cute pokemon together and pretend they are the ultimate master.

To top it off, this particular individual has the nerve to boast about how great their deck is. Get a freaking clue already. The only pokemon in your entire deck that can use 'rock' energy is Meowth/Persian. And, BTW, it is FIGHTING energy, not 'rock'. Did you just crawl out from under a 'rock' yourself?

My advice? You see that little blue thing that came with your cards? The one with the big pokeball on the front and looks like a book with words in it? Guess what?! It is a rulebook! Read it. You might actually learn how to play the game.

On second thought, you probably can't read, can you? Take your deck, wrap it up in tin foil, and stick it in the microwave to watch it explode. Hell, you'll do more damage this way than your deck will ever do in a real game.