Hello everyone. I was thinking about which deck to fix this week, and this
one caught my attention. I saw the name, "Cursed," and figured that the deck
had the fossil Gengar line in it. It did, and this left me wondering if the
Gastly were base or fossil. This brought to mind a fanfic written by Atlus
Parker that included the line, "All Your Base Gastly Are Belong to Us" and
thus, I made up this little ditty.
I have no idea what inspired me to write the deck fix report thing in this
fashion-well, I do, but why I went through with it is beyond me. Maybe it
was because I was in a good mood, or maybe it was due to an overload of
premature Easter Candy. Either way, it is a bit wierd.
No offense is meant in any way to the deck's creator, and "All Your Base
Gastly Are Belong to Us" is a trademark of "Atlus Parker"(as far as I know).
Now on with the show! :-)
In AD 2001, a game was beginning.
SATOSHI: What happen?
BLASTOISE: Someone sent up us the deck!
BLASTOISE: We get e-mail.
BLASTOISE: Microsoft Outlook turn on.
SATOSHI: It's you.
DECK OWNER: How are you gentlemen?
DECK OWNER: All your base gastly are belong to me! I am on my way to
SATOSHI: What you play?
DECK OWNER: Base Gastly has no chance survive take your time.
DECK OWNER: Ha Ha Ha Ha...
SATOSHI: Take out every card!
SATOSHI: I know what you doing!
SATOSHI: Take out every card! For great deck fix!
Okay, now that that's outta my system, let's auctually fix the deck. ;)
Hey can you help me out? I've done everything for my deck except use the
kitchen sink on it. It needs more speed, not much else.
2 Mr. Mime
1 Mewtwo movie promo
1 base Mewtwo
2 Promo Cleffa
1 Neo Cleffa
4 Energy removal
1 Super Energy Removal
4 Gust of Wind
2 Pokemon Traders
1 Sprout Tower
1 Super Potion
Okay, now let's get to it.
IMO, we should only run one stage 2 line-Alakazam or Gengar. Since this deck
is called Curse, let's go with Gengar. Take out the entire Abra family and
put in three more Gengar and two more MP Mewtwo. Next, take out the base set
Mewtwo and use our last two spaces to add in three Chansey. I really think
you'd be better off with the Neo Cleffa, so out come the two promo for two
more of what's better known as the "good Cleffa."
Oh, and all the Gastly and Haunter should be fossil, just in case some of
you out there missed that in my little scripted thing. ;-) Finally, out come
the Psyduck and Swinub.
Overall, we have this:
3 MP Mewtwo
2 Mr. Mime
We have three spaces from before, so add in three Professor Oak. Next,
remove the Potions and Super Potions for three Computer Search. Out come the
Energy Removal for two more Super Energy Removal and 2 Resistance Gym. Next,
nix the Sprout Tower and Ecogym for two Itemfinder. Done yet, you ask? Not
by a long shot, I answer. Nix the five Water Energy for another Computer
Search, Itemfinder, Professor Oak and two Mary, which have surpised me many
times by proving that they're not as bad as most people think. Remove one of
the Gusts for another Mary and we're done. Overall, we have this now:
4 Professor Oak
4 Computer Search
3 Super Energy Removal
3 Gust of Wind
2 Pokémon Trader
2 Resistance Gym
Now the Energy. Take out three Psychic for three Double Colorless Energy and
12 Psychic Energy
3 Double Colorless Energy
Hope you enjoyed this deck fix...good luck and happy gaming! And always
remember..."All Your Base Bastly Are Belong to Us!" ;-)