Hello and welcome to a new week of reviews on
CotD. We kick off with a look at
Maractus from the recent
Yes, this Maractus is a
terrible card, but it’s bad in a way that is kind of
hilarious. The first attack, Exciting Shake (yep,
really) doesn’t do anything except allow you to flip not
two but SIX coins if you use Prickly Needles next turn.
And what does Prickly Needles do? 20 for each heads . .
. so you need to use an attack to set it up and then
hope for an incredible run of luck in order to do 120
Not that Maractus is likely
to survive a turn with just 90 HP. It’s not as if we
can’t think of dozens of easier and more reliable ways
to do 120 either.
Modified: 1.25 (the .25 is for comedy value)
Limited: 1.75 (only if you’re kind of desperate)