Peanut Butter Jars
Mark Hornung
Neoquest Games
Lansdale, PA
1/4/02
Number of Duelists: 12
Well this was my first tournament every since my cards were stolen this past summer. I didn’t have my usual Mirror Force and all the other good cards, however I had some that could pack a punch.
Monsters- 26
1-Dark Elf
1-Barrel Dragon
1-Morphing Jar #2
1- Cyber Jar
3- Summoned Skull
2- Magician of Faith
3- Giant Soldier of Stone
2 -Man-Eater Bug
2- 7 Colored Fish
2-Harpie’s Brother
1- Goblin Attack Force
1- Dark Zebra
1- Wall of Illusion
1- Sangan
1- La Jinn
1- Bite Shoes
1- Neo the Magic Swordsman
1- Trap Master
Magic- 16
3- Malevolent Nuzzler
1- Nobleman of Extermination
1- Rush Recklessly
1- Heavy Storm
1- Gravekeeper’s Servant
1 De-Spell
1- Pot of Greed
1- Swords of Revealing Light
1- Dark Hole
1- Monster Reborn
1- Fissure
1- Stop Defense
1- Tribute to the Doomed
1- Change of Heart
Trap- 9
1- Waboku
1- Call of the Haunted
1-Gravity Bind
1-Solemn Wishes
2- Trap Hole
2- Magic Drain
1- Robin Goblin
Total Cards- 51
First things first, everyone asks where did you come up with that name for your deck. Well basically I was eating peanut butter when I made it. Now that is out of the way, so what I tried to do hear with my deck is make a flexible one. If I lose most of my good guys, I stall. The Jars are when I have nothing, and the Gravity Bind also for when I want to attack with a Stone Soldier with a Nuzzler. Most of my Seven Tools, Mirror Force, Magic Jammer, and others were stolen this past summer so I just want to say thanks to everyone who helped me get a fairly good deck, you know who you are. Now that all that is out of the way, It’s time to Duel!!! Lol.
Round 1 Me vs. Steve
I have no clue about the depth of his deck probably because it was a quick match. He went first and set one monster and no magic or traps. So I used Dark Hole, and pumped up my 7 Colored with 2 Nuzzlers to hit right of the bat for 3200. He then drew no monsters and placed no traps down, so I played a Harpie’s Brother and that was the first battle.
Record 1-0
Next battle was a different story. He came out firing and ended up having a Barrel Dragon out and a Summoned Skull with Call of the Haunted, and Premature Burial equipped to them. Lucky for me I drawled Pot of Greed then Heavy Storm. I place down my Cyber Jar in defense mode for some insurance. He plays a Reborn and gets Barrel Dragon. Time to cross fingers, Heads……………….Tails………………Tails, Yes!!! Saved. He attacks and we get some new cards. He got with his five 7 colored, Tribute to the Doomed. Change of Heart, Prevent Rat, and a Sangan. I got a La Jinn, 7 colored, Nuzzler, Swords, and a Trap Hole. So I played stop defense on his prevent rat and let La Jinn kill it, then my 7 colored equipped with a Nuzzler killed his fish. He then killed one of my Monsters but could not draw any more monsters to stop the onslaught.
Record 2-0
Round 2 Me vs. Little Man
These two matches were the easiest I ever played. It was a young kid, sorry little man. He had nothing and only got to the second round with his one card Gravity Bind, but I destroyed them. I am not even going to get into details because this match was so easy and fast. Basically my Jars whipped out some Peanut Butter. Lol. Sorry little man.
Record 4-0
Round 3 Me vs Matt- Semifinals
From what I heard he as taken second in this tournament two weeks running, this could prove to be a challenge. It was a very hard and long first match. My Gravity Bind and Solemn Wishes with his Imperial Order and 2 Solemn Wishes. In the first match a whole lot of nothing happened. I finally got one of my stone soldiers but he played Imperial Order so I could not play my 2 Nuzzlers and kill his Beast of Talwar. I got my Morphing Jar 2 out and was able to flip it three times. No Trap Master and I lost my Heavy Storm while picking up for Morphing Jar. However there was a light at the end of the tunnel. He decked out. Praise the lord, the first match only took 45 minuets.
Record 5-0
Now we go again, this one was shorter. He got his beasts out early and wreaked havoc on me. I wasn’t able to get any of my Jars or Gravity Binds. I got a whole bunch of nothing. And what did he get, the win.
Record 5-1
I drawled my two jars right of the bat. Things were looking good with a Dark Hole, Reborn, and Swords. And then low and behold what do we have, him playing Imperial stupid Order. I hate this card. It was a stare down until he go a Beast then my Jars went to work. At one point I had 5 1800 attackers all out. To my surprise he plays a morphing jar 2. I was shocked, I though I had him. I lose a ton of good cards. But I draw out a Trap master, 2 Man-Eaters, and a Magician. I kill the Imperial Order; Killed off his field with the bugs and Reborn my Barrel Dragon. The rest his history.
Record 6-1
Round 4 Me vs Jim A.K.A. Jimbo-Finals
Jim got a bye into the finals due to the fact of the uneven amount of people. I hoped he was rusty but I doubted it. He won the tournament for four weeks running, a Month!!!! The first match He had gotten out his Relinquished, Twin headed thunder Dragon, and Barrel Dragon. I play my Cyber Jar, but low and behold what does he draw, Reborn, Premature, and Call of the Haunted. O Joy what a waste of a jar. That was the first match, no more jars, a whole lot of nothing.
Record 6-2
Next match my first hand is three nuzzlers, stop defense, and de- spell, well there goes the second round, right off the bat he gets his Twin headed dragon. I draw and get a Magic Drain o joy hit me for some more. He plays a La Jinn. The rest of the match is ugly so I stop here.
Record 6-3
I still managed to get second, not bad for losing all my cards and my first tourney since the summer. I also got a good pull in one of the boosters I got another Swords of Revealing Light. I just have to say thanks to everyone who gave me cards, helped me with trades, and kept the confidence in me, you know who you are. Until next time, this is Mark “Dr. Chaosis” Hornung if you guys wanna give a little support or something to me feel free to Email me at Generalzev@aol.com Later peoples.