Deck Name: Worlds Most Annoying Deck My Name: Justin Caron Tourny Local: Zimmie's City/State: Lewiston Maine Date: 14 Dec 02 # of participants: Approx. 29 Rank: 2nd round Cards:50 Monster: Normal/Tribute: 1 Summoned Skull Effect/Tribute: 2 Sanga of the Thunder 2 Suijin 1 Kazejin Normal: 2 Mystical Elf 1 Darkfire Soldier #2 1 Seven Color Fish (I only count six colors on this thing) 1 La Jinn Effect: 2 Hane-Hane 2 Magician of Faith 3 Man-Eater Bug (my best bud in the world) 1 Bombardment Beetle (Man-Eater Bug for Man-Eater Bugs! HaHaHa!) 2 Wall of Illusion 1 Hiro's Shadow Scout (oops were those your Monster Reborn and Raigeki?!) 1 Witch of the Black Forest 1 Mask of Darkness 1 Kuriboh (gotta love that non-counterable fuzz-ball) 1 Big Eye Magic/Trap Speed 3: Counter Traps: 2 Magic Jammer 1 Solemn Judgment 1 Seven Tools of the Bandit 1 Horn of Heaven Speed 2: Trap: 1 Reverse Trap (Go ahead and equip your monster, it won't help you in this turn!) 3 Trap Hole (another one gone and another one gone, another one bites the dust!) 1 Dust Tornado 1 Wabaku (My fuzz-ball isn't always enough) Magic: 2 Mystical Space Typhoon Speed 1: 1 Cold Wave (Undoubtably the best card in the entire game!) 1 Heavy Storm (Suck suck a my magic! no more protection for you!) 1 Monster Reborn (I like the Magician of Faith) 3 Fissure (Oh no a big bad Blue Eyes!...... Fissure, now I win!) 1 Stop defense (You're Labyrinth Wall shouldn't be in that mode attack is much better... for me!) 1 Dark Hole 1 Card Destruction 1 Change of Heart (Hey another Man-Eater Bug for me, that makes 4!) 1 Soul Exchange 1 Sword of Deep-Seated (I carry insurance) Tournament Info: Match 1: Anoying vs. million card deck Winner: Anoying (I.E. Me) Round 1, ready Fight: I gave this kid a fair warning before our duel, he'd be anoyed, very anoyed, by my deck. He said that he wasn't easily anoyed, so I told him to suit himself, and so it started. He made me go first, which was all good cause I could tell that he couldn't pull much with a deck of such size. I drew 1 Sanga, 2 Trap Hole 1 Magic Jammer and a Fissure. At my draw phase I pulled Monster Reborn! Huray! I placed my 3 Traps onto the field and told the kid to go. He played a La Jinn in attack mode that got immediately sent to the graveyard by my Trap Hole. He the played Heavy Storm to get rid of the rest of my cards but I used Magic Jammer and dicarded Sanga. He told me that I must have something really good down on the field but he was so wrong, I just wanted to get Sanga for free! On my next turn I drew a Man-Eater Bug and set it on the field and then played Monster Reborn, Sanga was back! My GG piece attacked his life direct. On his turn he played a monster in defense mode... for obvious reasons. On my turn I had a fortunate draw and got Summoned Skull. I flipped my Bug into attack mode, destroying my opponets Mystical Elf and summoned my big ol' Skull in attack mode. His life was in hurting status. He had only tribute monsters in hand and that's also what drew so he was easy prey for my attack force! Round 2, ready Squish!: Again the kid had me go first. I preffer going first, it allows me to set my traps and use em'! In my first five I drew 2 Fissure, 1 Trap Hole, 1 Wabaku, and Monster Reborn. I didn't really like this hand at first but then I took my draw, and there was my best bud just itching to go out there oblitherate my opp. provided he dared attack. I set my 2 traps and my Reborn, had a feeling Card Destruction was on the way and my Bug. Sure enough the little turd played card destruction and sent only tribute monsters to the graveyard, is his deck made completely of those things? He drew Reborn and brought back his Blue Eyes. He hesitated for a moment thinking I was gonna activate a counter trap or something, and then went for my Bug. I smiled as I flipped him, Blue Eyes went back where he came from and I was bringing him back on my next turn. This kid looked on in disarray as I set down a monster (Magician of Faith by the way) and brought back his Blue Eyes, it was sheer bliss doing 3000 dirrect to him. Lucky bum (I have the right to say that, his deck is emense) drew his only Fissure and killed his Blue Eyes... it's dead again, then used La Jinn to attack my Magician of Faith. I thought of bringing back Fissure, but I'd rather squish his La Jinn in a different way, so I brought back my Reborn. On my next turn I drew my third fissure. Boom!! His La Jinn was out of the way and his own Blue Eyes was attacking him, man I think he doesn't like that Dragon anymore. He got lucky again and drew Dark Hole but had nothing left other than a card in his hand that he set on the field. I drew a La Jinn of my own and used it to attack his life dirrect, but he just had to play Wabaku, ahh well, he wound up paying dearly for usuing it so early. When he drew his next card he set it in his trap zone. I drew and got my lonely equip, my Sword of Deep-Seated! His face down card was a bluff, Remove Trap. I won and he agreed that my deck was anoying Match 2: Annoying vs. Multipurpouse deck with a few too many cards Round 1 ready, crap a rookie mistake!: My next opponent had a fairly large deck but not half as big as the first kid I faced. He won the toss and decided to go first.... why am I unlucky with the toss? He set 2 magic/trap and Hinotama Soul in attack mode. I too didn't understand at first but you'll see in a bit. I drew 1 Seven Tools, 1 La Jinn, 1 Summoned Skull, 1 Fissure, and 2 Bugs. I played La Jinn in attack mode and he Trap Holed it, I played Fissure, and he took a chance at Magic Drain, if only I drew one more magic... Gerrrr! On his turn he drew his card and laughed. I looked at him and smiled back... my Bugs were gonna terrerize his stupid Hinotama and anything else he summoned. He pin pricked me with his little Soul, but it proved to be the duel ender. I drew Seven(Six) Color Fish and attacked his Hinotama, he played Gravity Bind. I nearly laughed as I used my Seven Tools and he looked like he could've cried. His pansy card was crushed. On his turn he set a monster and played card destruction. I was infuriated, my best buds all destroyed by that dastardly card! I drew Sanga Suijin and Kazijin. On my turn I got Wabaku. I set it and ended my turn. He did nothing with his next card. I got Fissure on my next turn and thought "whoopy it's face down!". He then tributed another Hinotama for a Flame Cerebrus. He attacked and I used Wabaku, but before I did I told myself not to, more damage was on the way, but, I never listen to myself so I used it anyway. I then drew a key card, Hane-Hane, I set him and ended my turn. This kid didn't attack my card, he knew of my anoying monsters and refrained. I then drew the Mystical Elf and set her, like it would do me any good if he attacked. He destroyed her with the greatest of ease on his next turn and if I'd saved Wabaku I could've destroyed the Cerebrus. I drew Cold Wave, which I immedeately played and it saved me for an entire turn from his next card. He played a monster in defense mode and attacked Hane-Hane. Back to his hand Flamer went. On my next turn I drew another Suijin! This kid then took his draw and tributed a Mystical Elf for his doggie and then Rebored my Skull. On my next turn I drew fissure, but it didn't matter, I was gone wether I did or didn't, which I did, just to go out saying I tried. Round 2 ready, get olitherated! This round went simply enough, I got both my Typhoons, both Suijins and Sangas right off the bat. I set the Typhoons just to be safe. He played Lord of D. in attack mode and a Dragon Flute, and summoned 2 Blue Eyes, my life dwindled at 800. I played Dark Hole on him and ended my turn. Thankfully he didn't draw any monsters, but he did set a trap that I immedeately Typhooned, it was Trap Hole. On my turn I got my "Six" Colored Fish and hit him for 1800. He then proceeded to draw Ookazi and wipe me out of the tournament. Hey Hey Budday to: My friend Rodney who went on to the 5th and Semi-Final round after ever one of his tournaments (13 of them just like me) ended in the very first round. Myself for making to at least the 2nd round for the 13th straight time (got the the 5th and Semi-Final round my first ever time. The kid who beat me, hey man, your deck was big, but you still managed to pull what you needed. My deck, it does to people what I usually don't, anoy them. Boo Boo PooPoo to: That kid with at least 130 cards in his deck, you shouldn't have the right to duel with that many cards in there. The kid who beat me, trim that deck dude. Myself, gotta get beyond that second round. Questions? Comments? E-mail me, I'm Vaveron@aol.com This has been a Caron product, anyone copying this will be fined in the amount of 25 cents.