MACHINE MADNESS DECK

COLLAGE
TED
CANADA

O.k. before I start, the purpose of this deck is to stall until I get Jinzo and Limiter Removal and Dimension Hole (if needed). I play Jinzo to negate Gravity Bind (if needed). Then play Limiter Removal with all my Machines on the field and if that didn’t finish my opponent, I play dimension hole with my Jinzo so my Gravity Bind is active again and it saves my Jinzo.

5+ MONSTERS

Barrel Dragon x2 (MACHINE)

Jinzo (MACHINE with great effect)

4- MONSTERS, no effect

Overdrive x3

Ground Attacker Bugroth x3

Guardian of the Throne Room x3

Oni Tank T-34 x2

4- MONSTERS, Effect

Magician of Faith x3

Cannon Soldier x2

Cyber Jar

Witch of the Black Forest

MAGICS

LIMITER REMOVAL

Mystical Space Typhoon x2

Pot of Greed

7 Completed x3

Raigeki

Dimension Hole x3

Change of Heart

Premature Burial

Swords of Revealing Light

Heavy Storm x2

Monster Reborn

Traps

Gravity Bind x2

Call of the Haunted

Mirror Force

O.k. that’s my deck!!!

Now the Tourney Stats

# of People 16

1st Place-$30 Cash

2nd Place-$15 Cash

3rd Place-$10 Store Credit

Single Elimination

Level of Competition-Hardest

NOW THE TOURNEY BREAKDOWN

Round One- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. BORING OLD BEATDOWN

DUEL 1: Just another stupid @$$ beatdown deck. Almost everyone uses one and it is really lame. I started with my monster in attack mode and a Magic card face down, trying to bluff them into thinking it was a trap. The duel went on like that, trading wimpy blows until I Reborned Barrel Dragon, Summoned Jinzo and Limiter Removaled him.

RESULT- I WIN

DUEL 2: Ended the same way except I had just my Barrel Dragon.

RESULT- I WIN

Round Two- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. ANOTHER DUMB BEATDONW

DUEL 1: This was a little kid with an extremly powerful beatdown (that is if you can call Beatdown powerful) and not only that, he knew how to play. He was also very Gay, stupid and Abnoxious. He played lots of trap holes and crap like that, but who cares, Limiter Removal, Heavy Storm and Jinzo showed him a leason in pain, I also used Dimension Hole to save Jinzo.

RESULT- I WIN

DUEL 2- He drew nothing except Mechanical Chasser but I beat that with one of MY MACHINES!!

RESULT-I WIN

ROUND THREE- MACHINE MADNESS v.s. uh SOME KIND OF EXODIA STALL BURNER DECK

Duel 1: Not worth your time reading.

RESULT- I LOST

Duel 2: OPOSITE

RESULT-I WIN

Duel 3: All I have to say is Mystical Space Typhoon owned his Messenger of Peace

RESULT-I WIN

ROUND FOUR FINALS-MACHINE MADNESS v.s. CLOWN DECK

DUEL 1: I almost made a comeback using limiter Removal but he managed to rally back and win with those damn clowns.

DUEL 2: As boring as the first one, except I got more monsters out and beat him in one RAIGEKI, LIMITER REMOVAL.

DUEL 3: CLOWNS ARE GAY, CLOWNS ARE GAY, I HATE THOSE DAMN CLOWNS. His clowns owned me the hole Duel.

TOTAL RESULT- ME LOSE

PROPS N’ SLOPS TIME

PROPS

ME for coming in 2nd

Lots of kinds of foods, for keeping me full

Every one except abnoxious @$$ boy

SLOPS

CLOWNS MUST DIE, CLOWNS MUST DIE etc.

Abnoxious kid named jason (note how I’m not putting his name with a capital) who should die

Anything I missed

Well, that’s it

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