Subject: kungfuaxedemon Zion, IL Primetime Sportscards

To: yugiohdepartment@pojo.com
From: drkmstrsanzo69@aol.com
Subject: kungfuaxedemon Zion,IL Primetime Sportscards
Time: 2:09 P.M.
Date: 1/17/03

Okay, I used to be dark master sanzo, but I am now kung fu axe demon. Long 
live the axe! Anyway, here is my deck. BTW, this tourney took place on 
12/21/02, and my deck was much different then. This is how it is now:

Monsters x25
Summoned Skull x3 (2500 ATK barrage)
Harpie's Brother x3 (winged demon of death)
7 Colored Fish x3 (insert Jaws music here)
La Jinn x3 (shazam!)
Dark Elf x2 (evil mage of death)
Magician of Faith x2 (magic, return to me)
Mask of Darkness x1 (mirror force reborn)
Wall of Illusion x2 (back to the hand with you)
Man-Eater Bug x3 (chomp chomp chomp on your junzo, whats for dessert?) 
Cyber Jar x1 (exploding jar of doom) Witch of the Black Forest x1 (me wantee the skull) 
Sangan x1 (MEB is now much more accesssible)

Magic x16
Heavy Storm x2 (M/Ts go bye-bye)
Malevolent Nuzzler x2 (Elf beats Skull)
Fissure x2 (dead monsters everywhere)
Tribute to the Doomed x2 (to the grave with you. bwahaha!) Raigeki x1 (opponents mons die) 
Dark Hole x1 (sale. all monsters must go) Pot of Greed x1 (got to have the pot) 
Mystical Space Typhoon x1 (another one bites the dust) Change of Heart x1 (gimme gimme gimme) 
Nobleman of Crossout x1 (cross out that monster forever) Monster Reborn x1 (reborn the monster) 
Axe of Despair x1 (1000 ATK? me likey)

Traps x11
Trap Hole x3 (the bottomless pit of despair)
Waboku x2 (prevent damage)
Magic Jammer x2 (jam that magic)
Solemn Judgment x1 (negate anything)
Magic Drain x1 (good, but jammer is better)
Imperial Order x1 (free jammer)
Mirror Force x1 (staple staple staple)
52 total cards

Side Deck x15 (der)
Nobleman of Extermination x2
Dark Elf x1
Wall of Illusion x1
Waboku x1
Mask of Darkness x1
Gaerfried x1
SoRL x1
Black pendant x1
Megamorph x1
Morphing Jar #2 x1
Ceasefire x1
Card Destruction x1
Seven Tools x1

okay, lets begin. there were 48 people at this tourney. i hoped to do well. 
lets get started.

Round 1
kung fu axe demon (me) vs. Alejandro (weak deck)
I didn't know this little kid, but he looked pretty weak.
Duel 1: I beat him big.
Duel 2: same thing.
Record: 2-0

Round 2
Kung fu axe demon vs. big guy with glasses (denial, i think) this guy claimed to be ranked in 
the top 300 in the world. uh-oh Duel 1: cant remember what happened, but i won Duel 2: it was 
close and i lost Duel 3: i kicked his ass
Record: 4-1

Round 3
kung fu axe demon vs. Tommy (beatdown)
this guy kicked his previous opponents sorry ass. i was in for a challenge Duel 1: although i 
used mirror force incorrectly and wasted it, i still won Duel 2: he tried to come from behind 
with a fiend megacyber, but he couldnt 
cuz i was gaining lp from his snatch steal
Record: 6-1

Round 4
kung fu axe demon vs. Ross (annoying LP gain deck)
Duel 1: his nimble momonga fudged me up a bit, but a well-timed card 
destruction helped me win
Duel 2: i just flat out beat him
Record: 8-1

Round 5 (3 participants left)
kung fu axe demon vs. David (denial)
this guy was ranked close to the top in the store. back on the day of this 
tourney, my deck sucked. it had dian keto and muka muka in it. awww, here it 
goes.
Duel 1: i used sj too early and that killed me in the end.
Duel 2: i couldn't get anything going cuz of his jammers
Record: 8-3

Props

to me for getting 3rd place, my best tourney ever.

to Bill for holding tourneys.

Slops

to David for beating me and then dissing my deck.

to the store for being so far away.

e-mail me with tips at drkmstrsanzo@aol.com and don't bash my deck, i beat 
kids in my home town all the time. i'm like the best player libertyville has 
to offer