Subject: The Switchblade: Monjoni Osso (aka 
Ringbearer): Cincinnati Sci-Fi, West Chester, Ohio
Switchblade deck, played and created by 
Monjoni Osso at Cincinnati Sci-Fi's first Yu-Go-Oh! tournament on October 5, 
2002, in West Chester in the state of Ohio.  Around 25 participants at last 
count.
 
This was Cincinnati Sci-Fi's first Yu-Gi-Oh! 
tournament.  Cincinnati Sci-Fi is a pretty samll store tht carries just 
about every gaming-related thing you could ever want, and it was packed for the 
tourney.  There was about twenty firve or thirty people there, so there was 
quite a bit of competition.  However, I showed up to win with my 
Switchblade deck, which is the following:
 
Monsters
Mystical Elf
2x Dark Elf
3x Wall of Illusion
3x Man-Eater Bug
2x Giant Soldier of Stone
Aquad Madoor
3x Summoned Skull
2x 7 Colored Fish
3x Mask of Darkness
Dark Zebra
2x La Jinn
 
Magic
Dark Hole
Raigeki
Change of Heart
Monster Reborn
2x Heavy Storm
2x Tribute to the Doomed
2x Shield & Sword
2x Gravekeeper's Servant
Malevolent Nuzzler
Fissure
Horn of the Unicorn
Stim-Pack
Black Pendant
 
Traps
2x Waboku
3x Trap Hole
Mirror Force
7 Tools of the Bandit
 
Well, that's the deck.  It gets scoffed at a 
lot, before people see it in action.  Well, on with the 
report!
 
Round 1
Me vs. some newbie
Good enough kid, horrible, horrible deck.  
There were so many newbies at the tourney it was funny how many good cards tehy 
traded away (my friend Kevin topped the list by getting Mystical Space 
Typhoon for one Magic Jammer).  Suffice it to say, it wasn't very pretty at 
all and he was crushed and gone.  The kid killed himself in the second duel 
by offing a Dark Elf with Black Pendant when he was down to 500 
lps...
 
Round 2
Me vs. Nick
Nick is a very unorthodox player who shows lots of 
promise.  I steamrolled him in the first match, but he came back and 
whupped me in the second one.  In the third duel he made the same mistake 
kid #1 did, and offed one of my monsters when he only had 500 lps left...  
However, his win int he second duel cost me a bye in the next round and with 
that I faced off against-
 
Round 3
Me vs. Idiot Boy
This kid had somehow gotten past the third best 
duelist in the area, a kid named Will.  Well, this kid had an awesome deck, 
but he knew NOTHING.  Honestly, I had brought the FAQ from home and the kid 
wouldn't even read it.  He started talking trash, so I did the 
same.  I crushed him horribly in the first duel, and in the second, well, 
let me explain.  A Giant Soldier of Stone had Malevolent Nuzzler and was 
going about thwacking things (Shield and Sword helped too) so teh kid goes adn 
plays Spellbinding Circle on him.  Whoop-dee-do.  The kid then flipped 
a Magician of Faith, brigning back a previously played SORL.  He then 
played that SORL and one from his hand at the same time.  The idgit then 
failed to notice he had four other facedown cards (he wasn't keeping 
anything in his hand, he was playing them facedown if they were magics, no 
matter what they were...).  I didn't notice it at the time, nor did anyone 
else until teh Swords left the field.  Well, anywho, the kid got stomped by 
me.  I was tehn told I'd be getting the bye for the next round and I was on 
to the Finals!
 
Round 5
bye
 
Finals
Me vs. Kevin
This was the biggie duel of the day, and about 
fifteen people gathered around to watch.  See, Kevin and I have played 
against each otehr since basically the month Yu-Gi-Oh! came out, and before then 
as well.  He's almost always destroyed me in every duel we've ever done, 
and I didn't have very high hopes for my chances of victory.
 
So, in teh first duel, I somehow drew Raigeki 
and Dark Hole in my first hand.  However, since i won the coin toss, I 
had to go first...  Anywho, I laid a Man-Eater Bug facedown and ended my 
turn.  He set a monster and layed a magic/trap.  My turn, I draw 
Summoned Skull.  I then pay Raigeki and he flips his m/t, Solemn 
Judgement.  4000 lps down the drain for him.  I then flip MEB, 
eat his set mon, and then promptly sac teh MEB for Summoned Skull.  
Another 2500 lps down teh tubes.  His turn, he sets a mon, and 
lays an m/t.  I play La jinn, who gets Judged.  More lps down the 
hole.  Skull offed his facedown card, a Mystical Elf.  Things quickly 
went downhill after he played his third Judgement, and I wiped his feild in the 
next turn and had four mons...
 
Second duel, let's just say this:  Long, drawn 
out, and in the end I lost.  He countered just about every move I made and 
I lost pretty good.
 
Third duel, we beat the living crap ut of each 
other.  Dark Hole follows a Raigeki follows a Raigeki with massive 
beatdown going between us both.  It 
came ot the end, and I had a Skull and Dark Elf with Black Pendant.  Well, 
he forgot how much life he had, exactly 500, and he offed teh Dark Elf.  i 
won.
 
Well, after much rejoicing I went to nab my 
prize.  Well, I found out then that though there was a $5 entry fee, no 
prizes otehr than the tourney packs were given out.  :(  However, one 
of the judges, Ben, who had watched the duel and followed my progress (and is 
also the guy who robbed me of a win in the first MechWarrior: Dark 
Age tourney I went to), bought me a DragonBall Z Hero starter!  Way to 
go Ben!
 
Accloades
To Kevin, for giving me one hell of a 
match
To Sci-Fi, for holding the tourney, and for having 
John as security guard.  He stops crimes because teh robbers are just 
compelled to give him a hug...
To Ben, for getting me the starter as a 
prize
 
Raspberries
To Sci-Fi, for not giving out a prize to 1st 
place.  However, it was their first tourney, so I don't expect they'll 
make the same mistake again
To the little kids who didn't know the 
rules
To Will, who lost before I could thwack him down as 
vengeance for him kicking my butt in duels the night before
 
Monjoni Osso
AIM: LibrarianThorne
E-mail: aosso@fuse.net