Greetings, Pojo.com readers.

I am TobiasX, known over the previous year in Edgeware, London, (Best

Tournaments EVER!) as 'King Of Trade'.  Now that my position has been filled

over the holidays by my buddy Antonio, I'll be trading less and duelling

more.  For those of you who have some idea who I am here's a clue: I'm the

guy with the long dark hair and the ridiculously huge Bag Of Trade.  The

other reason I hardly enter is that my deck was stolen at Uni and I've been

playing Jap cards (No matter what anyone says, the cards are better

quality).  Anyway, I'm going to mainly write about the Banned List, and why

I think the cards deserve to be banned.  Any references I make to japanese

cards will be by their japanese names and have a (J) symbol next to them. 

They can be looked up at Edo's Yugioh Site

(http://www.stormpages.com/edhrzic/Yugioh.htm, GOD of Translations!).

 

For those who are already annoyed, my deck lists are near the end of the

article.

Anyway, on to the Banned List

 

1. Banned List

 

Name: Yata Garasuu

Attribute: Wind

Sub-Type: Fiend / Spirit / Effect

ATK: 200

DEF: 100

Effect: When this monster inflicts damage to your opponent's Life Points,

your opponent skips their next Battle Phase.

 

Yata Garasu:  The Stupid Bird.  THAT Stupid Bird.  Possibly the most

irritating monster in the game.  They made it a spirit to try and make it

less effective, and that HELPED it!

 

There are 2 ways to win with this monster.  The first is the Chaos Lock. 

Get Sangan or Witch of the Black Forest onto the field, Special Summon Chaos

Emperor Dragon (praying your opponent doesn't have Solemn Judgement) and

instantly choose to activate his effect.  For those who are unsure, you

cannot CHAIN his effect, or activate it in your opponent's turn. It's just

in your Main Phase 1 or 2.  Anyway, using Sangan/WotBF's effect, you choose

to add Yata Garasu to your hand from your deck.  You summon it and attack. 

You're opponent has no hand, no monsters, no magic, no trap, and no Draw

Phase next turn.  Unless you make a mistake, there is NOTHING your opponent

can do!

 

The 2nd way seems to be commented less upon by people but used before

Invasion of Chaos by almost every Advanced Tournament Duelist at the

Edgeware Tournament.  The combo is simple, get Dark Ruler Ha Des (to deal

with face-down Monsters) Jinzo (to deal with their back row) and Yata Garasu

to finish the job.  This is a variation on Beatdown called a Lockdown Deck,

and is, simply put, a Powerful Beatdown Deck with Yata Garasu thrown in.

 

Anyway, Yata.  I hate it.  Many people hate being beaten by the Stupid Bird,

but I hate using it as well. It's too easy, it makes duels boring.  When

it's Chaos vs Chaos, or Lockdown vs Chaos, it's more of a competition to see

who can draw Yata first.  When I was starting out at tournaments about a

year ago I got locked by Yata and a Spirit Reaper!  Damn damn damn you

Stupid Bird.

 

Name: Chaos Emperor Dragon

Attribute: Dark

Sub-Type: Dragon / Effect

ATK: 3000

DEF: 2500

Effect: This monster cannotbe Normal Summoned.  This monster can be Special

Summoned by removing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your graveyard from play.

  You can pay 1000 Life Points to put all cards on the field and in both

player's hands into their respective graveyards.  Inflict Direct Damage to

your opponent's Life Points equal to the number of cards sent to the

graveyard by this effect times 300.

 

Okay, there are reasons people hate this card, and why it got banned.  Lets

think about the ideal situation; you have 5 monsters (1 of which is Chaos

Emperor Dragon), 5 Magic/Traps, and 6 cards in your hand.  That's a total of

16 cards, and 4800 Direct Damage to your opponent's Life Points at the cost

of 1000 of your own.  Oh yeah, and if 1 of  you monsters is a Jinzo and

another is Dark Ruler Ha Des, then you attack first THEN activate the effect

in Main Phase 2. Do you really care how many cards your opponent is holding?

  Chances are that if you time it right you could easily end the game in 1

turn, and that can get boring sometimes.  I myself run Chaos Emperor Dragon

and Chaos Soldier (Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning) because I

like the cards.  Strangely, I hate using Chaos Emperor Dragon's effect, and

try to avoid it if I can.

Anyway, next card.

 

Name: Sangan

Attribute: Dark

Sub-Type: Fiend / Effect

ATK: 1000

DEF: 600

Effect: When this monster is destroyed and sent to the graveyard you may add

1 Monster with 1500 ATK or less from your deck to your hand.

 

Okay, I don't really like this card being banned, but I can see the point,

and that is Deck Destruction.  When I ran it in Jap for a while, it was my

main searching tool, plus I could tribute it for my Deck Destruction Virus

(J, Kaiba Structure Deck).  In a Deck Destruction Deck, this guy can go and

look for Cyber Jar, Morphing Jar, Morphing Jar #2, Needle Worm and Spear

Cretin.  In most other decks you can instantly get Don Zaloog and D.D.

Warrior Lady.  These are cards that you would normally have to work a bit

more for, using cards like Mystic Tomato and Shining Angel, at least.  He

was banned to slow down Deck Destruction and try to make the field a little

fairer, nothing more.

 

Name: Witch of the Black Forest

Attribute: Dark

Sub-Type: Spellcaster / Effect

ATK: 1100

DEF: 1200

Effect: When this monster is destroyed and sent to the graveyard you may add

1 Monster with 1500 DEF or less from your deck to your hand.

 

Part of me will be sad to see this card go, but most of me will be happy. 

Why?  Because if my opponent is half good and/or has another monster on

their field, they're going to get Jinzo.  Why?  Because he is the most

played Tribute Monster in the game with the most Dominating Effect.  You can

also search out any 1900+ ATK level 4 monster with the exception of Skilled

Dark Magician.  Also, as well as Sangan, this cards effect WILL work when

its destroyed except when stopped by End of Anubis, Dark Ruler Ha Des,

Ultimate Obedient Fiend (who actually runs this?), Dark Balter or similar

monsters.  99 times out of 100 this effect WILL work, and your opponent WILL

get a monster of their choice from their deck.  The other nasty thing about

the Witch, every card I mentioned that Sangan can get can ALSO be grabbed by

the Witch, which makes her even more likely to not return from the Banned

List.

 

Name: Delinquent Duo

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Pay 1000 Life Points and discard 1 card from your opponent's hand at

random.  Your opponent then chooses 1 card from their hand and discards it.

 

This card is more annoying than truly dangerous, but more against Zombie

Decks as they have Despair From The Dark.  However, for most people, this

can really mess up your plans.  The main reason I think this got banned is

the cost of only 1000 Life Points.  It's a lot, but nothing to seriously

worried about.  I'm glad to see it go though, as I usually hate running

cards like it, even when necessary.

 

Name: Harpie's Feather Duster

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Destroy all Magic and/or Trap Cards on your opponent's side of the

field.

 

This card can be difficult to aquire if you don't have internet access, in

which case you aren't reading this article anyway.  The problem with this

card is twofold; first, no cost.  No cost at all.  Not even 'discard 1 card

from your hand'.  That would have been better, at least it would have been

SOMETHING.  Anyway, second problem, only your opponent.  This means there is

absolutely no downside to using this card.  The ony possible bad situation

with this is a face-down Judgement Of Anubis IF you have a face-up monster

on the field.  I run this card in my Japanese Deck because it's necessary,

just like the next card.  I hate it and will be glad to put it back in my

folder. Perminently.

 

Nane: Raigeki

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Destroy all Monsters on your opponent's side of the field.

 

Pretty much the same rant as the previous card; No cost at all, plus it

doesn't care about face-up/face-down or position (ATK/DEF) like Mirror Force

and Dark Mirror Force do.  It simply destroys, and that's broken.  Never

expect to see this card come off the Banned List.

 

Name: Dark Hole

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Destroy all Monsters on the field.

 

Personally, this is the 1st banned card I disagree with strongly.  I know

that if you're Top-Decking (have no cards in your hand during your Draw

Phase) then this is just as broken as Raigeki, plus Exodia Decks use it to

blow up Sangan and Witch, but I still don't believe it should be banned. 

1-Per-Deck yes, but not banned.

 

Name: Graceful Charity

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Draw 3 cards from your deck.  Afterwards, discard 2 cards from your

hand to the graveyard.

 

This card is the 2nd and of the 3 cards I disagree with on the Banned List. 

The reason it was banned is simple: Chaos.  The ideal hand in a Chaos Deck

when you use Graceful Charity is a Chaos Monster (either), 1 LIGHT monster

and 1 DARK monster.  You don't care what they are, because you discard them

to the graveyard and then remove them from play to summon the Chaos Monster.

  I've had fun with my deck recently with my Deck Virus because my opponent

drew 3 monsters, discarded them, then had to discard 2 cards for Graceful

Charity.  Back to the card though, with the banning of CED (Chaos Emperor

Dragon) I don't think this should have been banned.

 

Name: Monster Reborn

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Special Summon 1 Monster to your side of the field from either your

or your opponent's Graveyard.

 

This card is broken. Everyone uses it, even though we have Premature Burial

and Call of the Haunted, but its still broken.  No cost to Summon 1 Monster

of either you or your opponents that has fulfilled any Special Summon

conditions stated on the card.  The 2 best targets for this cards effect are

both in your opponent's graveyard: their CED or their Jinzo.  The reason for

this is it takes it away from Call Of The Haunted and Premature Burial. 

Chances are your just going to use CED's effect right away, which can get

annoying after a while. Also, when Top-Decking, you can stop your opponent

in their tracks.  I don't usually like using my opponent's cards, even CED

and Jinzo, and only do so if it'll win me the match (and even then, I don't

like it much, why should I rely on my opponent's cards to win?).  Anyway,

this card is broken.  Perhaps a card that allows us to Special Summon from

our own graveyard will be made soon, we can only hope...

 

Name: United We Stand

Type: Equip Magic

Effect: Increase the ATK of the equipped monster by 800 points for every

face-up monster on the field.

 

The only Magic-Equip card anyone runs at the moment is going, and I am glad,

even if I'm the only one who is.  This card is irritating not just because

of the possible 4000 ATK (yes, 4000!) bonus it gives with a full field (5

monsters) but because it doesn't specify any type of monster, and that's why

it was banned.  Mage Power is only a possible 2500 ATK bonus, Axe of Dispair

is only 1000.  Neither of these, like United We Stand, specify a type.  I

personally think these cards should all be taken away and burned, or

possibly leave Axe of Dispair as a 1-Per-Deck card.  Possibly the worst

thing about these 2 equip cards is my friend Antonio.  He has been known to

equip both of these to a Kuribo to finish a player off.  Just so you can see

what's going on I'll do the math for you.

 

Kuribo's Stats: 300/200

Add United We Stand (gains 800 ATK and DEF) : 1100/1000

Add Mage Power (gains 1000 because of United We Stand and Mage Power):

2100/2000

Okay, 2 cards, and you've got a 2100/2000 Level 2 monster?

Lets add 2 more Magic/Trap Cards, and 1 other monster: 3900/3800

Hold on, yes, that's right, a 3900/3800 Kuribo...

In my humble oppinion, that's just wrong.

 

Just to check (as I know my maths is terrible):

United We Stand: 1600 Bonus for 2 face-up monsters on the field.

Mage Power: 2000 Bonus for 4 Magic/Trap Cards on the field.

Kuribo's original stats of 300/200 become 300+1600+2000 / 200+1600+2000.

Yep: 3900/3800 Kuribo. Ouch.

 

Yes, I know that was mostly a rant about Mage Power.  However, just think

about Jinzo. He can now take down a Blue Eyes White Dragon.  And you thought

the Blue Eyes was big before?  Add a Lord of D next to it and it becomes a

4200 monster (300 ATK less than the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon).  United We

Stand is broken because it doesn't have a specific monster, or even a

specific sub-type that it works with.  The only place I could condone its

use is in a Special Summon Deck or a Warrior Deck (partly because Warriors

come out fast, partly because of the art-work, mostly because Antonio HATES

Warriors, lol!).

Oh yeah, and 2 monsters turns Kuribo into a 2700 ATK Level 2, does that

sound right to you?

 

Name: Imperial Order

Type: Continuous Trap

Effect: Pay 700 Life Points during your Standby Phase or destroy this card. 

While this card is face-up, negate the activation and effects of Magic Cards

and destroy them.

 

This card is the reason not many people run Magic Jammer or Magic Drain. 

It's a free, continuous Magic Jammer.  You can't even Mystical Space Typhoon

the thing unless you do it in a chain!  Okay, so, why this was Banned. 

People would activate it during their opponent's Draw Phase, thus negating

all their Magic Cards for a whole turn.  Next, they choose not to pay the

Life Point Cost, letting them use their Magic Cards again.  Even worse, if

they have no Magic Cards in their hand, they WILL pay the cost, stopping

their opponent again for another turn.  Even though the most powerful Magic

Cards (Raigeki, Harpie's Feather Duster, Monster Reborn) are now Banned as

well, it's still one of the most powerful Trap Cards in the game.  Good bye

and good ridence.

 

Name: Mirror Force

Type: Normal Trap

Effect: You mat activate this card when your opponent declares an attack.

Negate the attack and destroy all monsters on your opponent's side of the

field in Face-Up Attack Position.

 

This is the last card on the list that I don't think should have been

banned.  Firstly, the reason it is banned, Monster Destruction.  This

September/October's Banned List seems to be based on eliminating large

amounts of Monster Destruction, and this is the final culprit after Raigeki

and Dark Hole.  The reasons I don't think it should be banned are these: it

has a trigger and is specific; it's trigger is that it can only be activated

when you're opponent declares an attack, just like Blast Held By A Tribute

(Dark Crisis) and the specific part is that it only targets face-up Attack

Position monsters.  This should have been enough to keep it from getting

banned, but not make them go overboard and make it 2-Per-Deck.

 

2. The Cards I think Should Have Stayed Banned

 

Name: Fiber Jar

Attribute: Not Important

ATK/DEF: Not Important

Effect: FLIP: Each player combines their Hand, Deck and Graveyard, shuffles,

and draws 5 cards.

 

I once forfeited an Advanced Tournament Duel because my opponent used Fiber

Jar 4 times during 1 round, I got bored and wanted to go trade.  This card

is not so much devistating but more Iritating.  Chaos Decks hate it, but

most other decks like it, Especially Burn decks.  This card can stop Destiny

Board, Exodia, but also help them and allow for a Scientist/Turtle or

Jowgen/Last-Turn 1-Turn-Kill combo to reset.  All in all a card that should

have either been left Banned or made a Pharaonic Guardian Style Flip-Summon

effect.

 

Name: Change Of Heart

Type: Normal Magic

Effect: Choose 1 monster on your opponent's side of the field and gain

control of it until the End Phase of this turn.

 

I outright refuse to play this card, even in my tournament decks.  I know

it's great, I ran if for a few months, then began to loath it.  First of

all, it can take control of almost ANY monster with a few exception like

Blindly Loyal Goblin.  Second, it can take control of a face-up or

face-down, attack or defence position, monster.  You grab your opponent's

face-down Cyber Jar and get rid of it to stop your opponent using it's

effect. Here's a short list of things Change of Heart can be used for.

 

- Get control of your opponent's Jinzo and attack another of their monsters.

- Get control of your opponent's Dark Ruler Ha Des and attack another of

their monsters.

- Get control of your opponent's Chaos Soldier (Black Luster Soldier) and

attack 2 of their monsters.

- Get control of your opponent's Chaos Emperor Dragon and activate his

effect (the original controller taking the damage).

- Get control of your opponent's face-down Fiber Jar after they kill your

last monster and Flip it.

- Get control of your opponent's monster (doesn't matter what) and tribute

it to summon your Jinzo.

- Get control of your opponent's monster (doesn't matter what) and tribute

it for Catapult Turtle's effect.

- Get control of your opponent's Kuribo (/w United We Stand + Mage Power)

and attack them with it (:P)

 

The annoying thing is, now that Change of Heart is unbanned, it's possibly

to have 1 Change of Heart, 1 Snatch Steal, 2 Creature Swap, and 3 Enemy

Controllers in your deck.  I've already said that I hate usingmy opponent's

cards, so I'd never play this combo, but I still hate them.

 

3. My Deck Lists

 

I promised I would, so I've included my 2 current decks.  My Japanese Deck

is going to be rebuilt very soon in light of the bans, but currently is

still using Banned Cards.  My American/English Deck is also using a few

Banned Cards, but only until I can get replacements.

 

Deck: Chaos Fun Deck

Cards: Japanese

Type: Chaos + Fun

 

Monsters:

 

DARK Monsters:

1x Chaos Emperor Dragon (B)

1x Dark Ruler Ha Des

1x Jinzo

1x End of Anubis (F)

3x Archfiend Soldier

1x Witch of the Black Forest (B)

1x Sangan (B)

2x Kuribo

 

LIGHT Monsters:

1x Chaos Soldier (Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning)

1x Blue Eyes White Dragon

2x Paladin of White Dragon

2x Manju of 10,000 Hands

 

OTHER Monsters:

1x Guardian Sphinx (F)

1x Needle Worm (F) (Fear the Needles! :D)

1x Sinister Serpent (SNAKE!)

 

Magics:

1x Monster Reborn (B)

1x Raigeki (B)

1x Harpies Feather Duster (B)

1x Graceful Charity (B)

1x Pot of Greed

1x Foolish Burial (F) (J, Joey Structure Deck 2)

1x Dimension Distortion (F) (Mainly used on Dark Ruler Ha Des and Jinzo)

 

1x United We Stand (B)

 

2x White Dragon Descent Ritual

 

3x Mystical Space Typhoon (Now 1-Per-Deck)

1x Shrink (F) (J, Kaiba Structure Deck 2)

1x Curse of Pain (F) (J, Marik Structure Deck)

 

Traps:

2x Waboku

1x Mirror Force (B)

1x Ring of Destruction

1x Deck Destruction Virus (F) (J, Kaiba Structure Deck 1 or 2)

 

1x Call of the Haunted

1x Metal Reflect Slime (F) (J, Promo)

 

1x Magic Jammer

1x Seven Tools of the Bandit

1x Barrel Behind The Door

 

Fusion:

n/a

 

Total Banned Cards: 8

 

Other Cards Sometimes In My Deck

1x Yata Garasu (I hate it!)

1x Winged Dragon of Ra (Go to the End of the Article)

1x Slifer the Sky Dragon (Go to the End of the Article)

1x Obelisk the Tormentor (Go to the End of the Article)

 

END OF DECK

 

Deck: Scientist / Jowgen / Lava Golem FTK/OTK/Burn

Cards: American / English

Type: Scienst / Jowgen / Lava Golem Burn

 

Monsters

 

Scientist Monsters:

1x Magical Scientist

1x Gilasaurus

3x Catapult Turtle

 

Jowgen Monsters:

2x Jowgen the Spiritualist

2x A Cat of Ill Omen

 

Lava Golem Monsters

1x Lava Golem

 

Other Monsters

1x Witch of the Black Foest

1x Stealth Bird

1x Cyber Jar

1x Fiber Jar (I still hate it!)

 

Magics:

 

Scientist Magics

3x A Legendary Ocean

2x Last Will

 

Other Magics

1x Monster Reborn (B)

1x Graceful Charity (B)

1x Card Destruction

3x Reasoning

3x Spell Reproduction

3x Dragged Down Into The Grave

1x Monster Gate

1x Painful Choice

 

Traps:

 

Jowgen Traps:

1x Wall of Revealing Light

1x Last Turn

 

Lava Golem Traps

1x Mask of Restrict

1x Gravity Bind

 

Other Traps

2x Waboku

1x Magic Cylinders

2x Ultimate Offering

 

Fusion

1x Dark Flare Knight

3x Empress Judge

3x Punishing Eagle

2x Roaring Ocean Snake

 

Total Banned Cards: 2

 

Other Cards Sometimes In My Deck

n/a

 

END OF DECK

 

4. The 3 Egyptian God Cards

 

I am currently trying to sort some kind of proper rulings for the 3 Egyptian

God Cards.  Yes, I know they are NOT tournament legal.  Yes, I know they are

a waste of cash, especially if Ra is the only reason you bought the X-Box

game 'Dawn of Destiny'.  However, my friends and I all enjoy adding the 3

most powerful monsters ever created (with the possible exception of the 3

Legendary Dragons) into our duels and it makes it more fun.

 

General Rulings for the 3 Egyptian God Cards

 

For simplification, Card Effects are sorted by Designating a Target or not

and Destroying a Card or not.

 

Do Designate, Do Destroy:  These cards include Exiled Force, Fissure and

Sakuretsu Armour.  These cards do not affect an Egyptian God Card.  The same

ruling applies to Tribe-Infecting Virus if Obelisk is the only Warrior,

Slifer is the only Dragon, or Ra is the only Machine.  Also, the 3 Egyptian

God Cards also use the Tyrant Dragon Loophole that if they are the only

monster on the field effects such as Raigeki, Dark Hole and Mirror Force are

considered to be designating them as a target.

 

Do Designate, Don’t Destroy: These cards include Dark Jelliod, D.D. Warrior

Lady, Premature Burial, United We Stand, Call of the Haunted, Spell-Binding

Circle and Magic Cylinder.  Any effect where the designating card remains on

the field and continues to designate the Egyptian God Card as a target

(United We Stand, Spell-Binding Circle) is destroyed during the End Phase of

the turn they are activated, providing the Egyptian God Card is still

face-up on the field.  Any effect where the card no longer designates the

Egyptian God Card on the field as a target (D.D. Warrior Lady, Dark Jelliod)

is considered to be unaffected by the Egyptian God Card’s effect.

 

Don’t Designate, Do Destroy:  These cards include Tribe-Infecting Virus

(with more than 1 Machine / Dragon / Warrior), Raigeki (with more than 1

monster) and Mirror Force (with more than 1 monster).  If the card were

activated in reaction to the action of an Egyptian God Card (e.g. Mirror

Force when Obelisk the Tormentor attacks and there are not other monsters in

ATK position on the same side of the field) the effect would be negated

completely.  If, however, the card were activated in reaction to something

else (e.g. Mirror Force when a different monster attacks, but Obelisk the

Tormentor is on the same side of the field in face-up ATK position) then the

Egyptian God Card would be destroyed.  For questions about Cyber Jar, if

there is more than 1 monster on the field after Cyber Jar is destroyed by

Battle, it’s effect WILL DESTROY an Egyptian God Card (similar to Dark

Hole).

 

Don’t Designate, Don’t Destroy:  These cards are typically continuous

effects, such as Lord of D, Swords of Revealing Light and Gravity Bind. 

These effects continue to work on Egyptian God Card until the first End

Phase in which the God Card is face-up and the card has been active on the

field.  After this, the effect no longer applies to the Egyptian God Card. 

If, somehow, the Egyptian God Card is turn face-down and Flip-Summoned, the

effects once again work until the next End Phase.

 

Magic Cards:  Any Magic Card effect, whether it designates (or designated) a

target, is negated during the End Phase of the turn it was activated.  For

this reason, Monster Reborn, and similar cards, only work until the End

Phase of the turn they are activated, and the Egyptian God Card returns to

the graveyard at this time.  For the same reasons, Dimension Distortion

would work for a single turn, and during the End Phase the Egyptian God Card

would once again be removed from play.

 

Control of an Egyptian God Card CANNOT change while it’s face-up.  Effects

such as Change of Heart, Snatch Steal and Creature Swap cannot be applied to

an Egyptian God Card.

 

Summoning: The Egyptian God Cards must be Tribute-Summoned by offering 3

monsters on your side of the field as a tribute.  This is considered a

Normal Summon.

 

Special Summoning: When an Egyptian God Card is Special Summoned from a

player’s hand or deck, it is treated the same as any other monster. 

However, Egyptian God Cards can only be Special Summoned from the Graveyard

or Out Of Play for 1 turn.

Effects: The above effects only apply to Egyptian God Cards while they are

FACE-UP on the field.  They are not applied if the Egyptian God Card is

face-down.

 

Final Note:  Returning an Egyptian God Card to the owner’s Hand or Deck or

Removing it from Play are not considered Destruction Effects.  Only effects

which specifically include the word ‘Destroy’ in their text or that send the

Egyptian God Card from the field to the Graveyard are considered Destruction

Effects.

 

Specific Effects

 

Name: Slifer the Sky Dragon

Attribute: Divine

ATK: X000

DEF: X000

Sub-Type: Divine-Beast / Dragon / Effect

Effect:  The ATK and DEF of this monster are equal to the number of cards in

your hand times 1000.  When a monster is Summoned (including Normal, Flip

and Special Summon) or Flipped Face-Up in/to face-up Attack Position, reduce

it's ATK by 2000. If this reduces the monster's ATK to 0 or less, destroy

the monster.  When a monster is Summoned (including Normal, Flip and Special

Summon) or Flipped Face-Up in/to face-up Defence Position, reduce its DEF by

2000.  If this reduces the monster's DEF to 0 or less, destroy the monster. 

This effect is not applied to monsters that are already face-up on the field

when this monster is summoned.

Really Belongs in a: Elma Dagger Deck (think Gearfried, Elma, Royal Magic

Library and Magical Marionette...)

 

 

Name: Obelisk the Tormentor

Attribute: Divine

ATK: 4000

DEF: 4000

Sub-Type: Divine-Beast / Warrior / Effect

Effect:  During your Battle Phase you may offer 2 monsters on your side of

the field as a tribute to destroy all monsters on your opponent's side of

the field.  Obelisk must then attack or not attack again during this Battle

Phase.

Rellay Belongs in a: Skill Drain Deck

 

NOTE:  My Ruling on Skill Drain on Egyptian God Cards is that it DOES negate

the 'General Rulings on Egyptian God Cards' as well as their own Specific

Effects.

 

Name: Winged Dragon of Ra

Attribute: Divine

ATK: ????

DEF: ????

Sub-Type: Divine-Beast / Machine (sometimes Dragon) / Effect

Effect: The ATK of this monster is equal to the combined ATK of the monsters

tributed to summmon it, and the DEF of this monster is equal to the combined

DEF of the monsters tributed to summon it.  If Ra is summoned without

monsters being offered as a tribute, it's ATK and DEF are considered 0.  If

Ra is Special Summoned from the Graveyard, this monster can attack during

the turn it is summoned.  This effect cannot be negated by any continuous

effect.  During your Main Phase 1 and/or 2, you may activate any of the

following effects as often as you like

- Pay 1000 Life Points and destroy 1 Monster on the field (face-up/down,

ATK/DEF postion),

- Pay any amount of your Life Points to increase the ATK and DEF of this

card by that amount,

- Offer 1 monster on your side of the field as a tribute to increase the ATK

of this monster by the tributed monster's ATK and the DEF of this monster by

the tributed monster's DEF.

 

ADVANCED SUMMONING RULING: This only applies to the more avid TV fan

players, or players who want to make the game more about memory.  When RA is

successfully tribute-summoned, it is placed face-down between both player's

Monster Zones.  The player who   successfully tribute-summoned Ra is then

given the first oppertunity to recite the following chant in its entirety:

      "Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry;

       Transform thy self, from orb of light, and bring me victory in this fight;

       Envelop the desert with your glow, and cast your rage upon my foe;

       Unlock your powers, from deep within, so that together, we may win;

       Appear in the Shadow Game, as I call your name:

       Winged Dragon of Ra!"

If a player is unable to recite the chant completely then the next player is

given a chance during their Standby Phase.  This continues until 1 player

recites the chant completely.  The first player to do this MUST Special

Summon Ra to their side of the field in either face-up ATK or DEF position.

 

5. Contact Me

Having seen the madness that exists in my mind, does anyone actually want to

contact me?  Probably not, but I will include my email address anyway.  For

the following subjects please include the appropriate line in the Subject. 

Any email that does not include 1 of these lines will be treated as Spam and

deleted.

 

Banned List - Ban List

My Deck Lists - Deck List

Egyptian God Cards - God Cards

Bitching - You Are My Bitch

Praise - You Rule

 

Send all emails to: tobiasx2k@hotmail.com

 

 

Hope you enjoyed at least 1 small part of this article.

Happy Duelling

TobiasX

 

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