Subject: Random Tips - Unknown Duelist

Random Tips.

First of all, I would like to applaud ^BahamutDuo^  for having the gonads 
to bash another tip on the posts. If I did not know better, I would say 
that he (or she?) didn't go anywhere else than Pojo.com. In other sites, 
doing that will ban you. It is just plain annoying to me. I would like 
^BahamutDuo^ to write a letter to me and say that to me personally. Oops, 
I'm a hypocrite. The people who sent me letters commented or corrected my 
post, not BASHED it. BahamutDuo, you just earned a spot in my "Fishfood 
list". What is that? A list of people who will have their @)*& bitten off 
by mish plentiful fish.
Anyway, on to random tips!

Bazoo the soul eater's COTD has a mistake. You can see the COTD reveiwers 
calling it a baboon. After extensive research, (sarcastic) I concluded that 
Bazoo is a mandrill. For those less educated in primate ways, a mandrill of 
the genus Mandrillus is characterized by an "extraordinary combination of a 
brilliant blue muzzle and bright crimson snout."  Now, just because Bazoo 
sounds like baboon doesn't mean that it is one.

Haha. Upperdeck, you never fail to disappoint me once again. I will take 
the role of a anti-soccer mom and criticize you again. I now have nothing 
against the changescause they are to stop the criticism, but even in DISNEY 
movies and ordinary TV shows there are mentions of "death", 
"demon",  "angel", "holy, "evil" and other things that piss off soccer moms 
and religious people. They have sanitized Yu-Gi-OH to the point where it is 
as clean as Sesame Street. It still will offend people even after the 
changes. Why? There is still "dark magic", "rituals", "MAGIC",  even "god" 
cards that will all offend people. I have a friend who can't play any card 
games because of this thing. Also, their are some things that Upperdeck 
forgot. Harpie Lady is wearing strings and is too "sexy" for this. Is 
Injection Fairy Lily HUMPING the syringe?? I think she is. Let's assume 
that her method of attack is the needle. The power boost will make the 
needle grow and act like a male organ... aarg. Some cards still show 
cleavage, such as Bad Reaction to Simochi and Performance of Sword. What's 
BRTS? Well, it's a trap that makes the opponent gaining life turn into 
damage. Fire Princess Decks are now going to loathe this card. You can now 
play Upstart Goblin, Snatch Steal, and even RAIN OF MERCY!

If I'm right, the spirits higher in level than Yatagarasu will now be 
PLAYABLE!! After summoning and attacking with them, use DIMENSIONHOLE on 
them in Main Phase 2. Spirit monsters "returns to the owner's hand during 
the End Phase of the turn that it is Normal Summoned, Flip Summoned, or 
flipped face-up." That means that they will remain forever!  Muahahahahaha! 
Watch as you read this tip and watch the Hino-Kagu-Tsuchi and Yamata Dragon 
become playable! I have figured out a stupid way to stop and enhance 
Yatagarasu! Marie the fallen one in your grave will regain all the damage 
that Yata does. On the other hand, Horn of the Unicorn will power Yata up 
all the time and ensure that you dont deck yourself out.

Last note, Yu-Gi-Oh is just a game. Take it easy with the tips, trading and 
playing. It's not like the world will explode if you lose a game or if 
someone disagrees with your rant.

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