Subject: The Omega Rant of Death-Zakc Sage of Brutality

All right. I may be new to Yu-Gi-Oh, but it seems to me that I understand 
the game even more then some of you 'veterans' posting tips. I've never 
posted a rant, because I thought it was a waste of time. So, I'll now accumulate 
all of the information I would have ranted on before, into the Omega Rant of Death!! 
Muhuhuhuhahahaha!!

First of All: Subject: 1 TURN KILL COMBO WITH NO BLUEYES- duelistpro
	Okay, this tip, IMHO and in all due respect, is lame. First of all: 
“Let's say on the field is a cyber jar or magician of faith, megamorph, 
change of heart and any mon with ATK 1800+ level 6 and down in your hand and 
monster reborn in the graveyard or opponents and any mon with ATK 2500+.” WHAT 
are the chances of any of that happening on THE FIRST TURN?! I mean, come on! 
Cyber Jar, Megamorph, Change of Heart/ a lvl. 6 1800+ atk. in hand/Monster 
Reborn in the graveyard. It’s not impossible, but let me ask you something. 
All of those cards are vital to winning a game (in most decks) so why would 
you be holding them until : Monster Reborn is in the graveyard 
You have all of those vital cards still in your hand (making your hand quite 
large, I believe) Or you die for not playing down that Change of Heart earlier

But, let’s say for some twisted reason, you did keep all of these cards for 
your combo. Scenario time!

I’m playing a game. Let’s say my opponent and I have just been beating each 
other’s monsters up, and it’s still 8000 apiece (work with meh here! ;P) I 
have a Cyber Jar down since last turn, and in my hand is Change of Heart, 
Summoned Skull, Heavy Storm, and Megamorph. My opponent has a Monster Reborn 
in his graveyard. So, I flip my Cyber Jar. This is where the combo gets shaky. 
Many things could go wrong: I don’t get Magician of Faith when I flip Cyber Jar 
(It would probably have already been drawn ages go because this combo relies so 
heavily on chance) I DO get MoF, but he gets a lot of monsters in defense mode to 
hold the fort for an attack I only get Magic/Traps which I’ll have to discard next 
turn (that would make my hand 9 cards)

The list goes on and on, bt I don’t want to waste your precious time that could be 
spent writing me hate mail! ;P

But wait, say I DO get MoF! I play it face down, then flip it! Then Wartortle32 
bounces a fish off my head for flipping a monster on the same turn Cyber Jar sets it, 
which is ILLEGAL!

Now- A heavy hitting combo- Mark Sage of Ice
Okay, while this is a neat, over-looked way to do some serious damage IT IS NOT A 
COMBO! People say “Org know good combo. Org put Axe of Despair on Summoned Skull. 
Org Skull get Powerful. Org Skull SMASH things!” Putting an equip card on a monster, 
or reversing a trap is not a combo. It is a card effect. A Combo would be something 
that makes weaker cards stronger or turning the tides of battle, by using multiple 
cards to do it. 

Well, I have to go to school. I will continue the rant, if I see anymore people doin’ 
stuffs like that.

E-mail me Hate Mail? Nice Mail? Wanna talk? skarmory@cox-internet.com 

For now, this is Zack, Sage of Brutality, signing out! 
(Ridding the Yugi world of Orgs everywhere!)