Yes, I know, these are made up fantasy cards, but if you're on Edo's mailing list, this MAY look familiar. Because as you know, I have made comedic and hilarious sets before...

MTS- Magic and Traps

#10
MTS-002
Divinity of Gaia
Spell Card
Throw dirt onto your opponent's cards.  If they react, they lose half of their life points.

#9

MTS-003
Protection >From a Mere Card
Counter Trap
If your opponent tries to harm you or your cards in any way, activate this card, show it to the judge, and the opposing player is disqualified.

#8

MTS-005
The Trumpets of God
Spell Card
Blast your opponent 7 times from a horribly squeaked note from a trumpet. You lose 2000 life points.

#7

MTS-006
Sweet Revenge
Trap Card
If your life points are reduced to zero or your deck has no cards in it, activate this card to slap the living crap out of your opponent.  Slap him twice if it was because of Magical Scientist, Eruma, or Devil Franken.  This card may be activated from your hand.

#6

MTS-009
I Hate You
Spell Card
When this is activated, your opponent must eat this card.  If he/she does not, he/she loses the duel.

#5

MTS-011
Make It Stop!
Continuous Spell
As long as this card remains face-up on the field, play on the radio the local polka station and turn the volume to MAX.

#4

MTS-016
Game!
Trap Card
If your opponent attempts to end the duel prematurely by saying "Game." or "That's game", or "Good game?", you may activate this card to destroy every card on the field.

#3

MTS-019
[Censored]
Counter Trap
If you don't draw the correct card during your Draw Phase even after saying "Come on, heart of the cards!", activate this card to swear, and take out the needed card and add it to your hand.

CBS= Custom Random Set

#2

CBS-023
Heightened Clash
Counter Trap
If there is a ruling argument, activate this card to negate and destroy
all cards in the chain.

And finally-

#1
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Crucifixion
Instant Spell
Destroy one of your opponents monsters, take control of one of your
opponent's monsters, and deal damage to your opponent equal to the
monster's attack power you destroyed. You receive damage equal to the
attack power of the monster you took control of. Additionally, nail your opponent's
hands and cards to the table you are dueling on, use a power drill to fasten their legs on the chair, and
loudly proclaim, "So THIS is the King of J- I mean Games!"
Next, leave him there.

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