Top Ten Cards That Piss Me Off- 
Big Ev
Yo again all of you at pojo, ive 
been to many tourneys and ive been pissed off by many cards. Just when i think i 
have a complete Yata Lock, my fricken luck vanishes. And i dont mind if any 
of ya play them, feel free to yer @$$ kicked. Here take a look and dont think of 
anything after reading this. I repeat Dont Get Any 
Ideas.
1. Mirror Force- Yes this card has 
pissed me off every tourney ive been too. Even though i run one, before i did 
this card always surprised me. Really sweet. Dark Mirror Force 
sucks.
 
2. Nimble Momonga- Boy these cards 
fricken piss me, stupid gay squirrels. First they fetch two more, then tribute 
for Jinzo. Man i hate them, theyre even worse than the dumb 
vermin.
 
3. Gravity Bind- Oh my god, the 
pissy little stall card that basically every control deck runs. Ya have some 
sweet monster, then it gets scewed. I even had one 
once.
 
4. Fiber Jar- Its amazing how a 
small tree can blast off by the power of science. It sucks. This card starts 
games over, blowing up the locks youve planned. I wish it were 
banned.
 
5. Magic Cylinder- Isnt it funny how 
i diss all the game changing traps and not mention duster or raigeki. Traps ruin 
the fun of attacking. Especially this one, mirror force still 
sucks.
 
6. Chaos Emperor Dragon- Oh great, a 
fricken secret rare capable of a one turn yata-lock. It makes my other article 
look retarted. No, rip it up kids, and cry to ya momys, 
faggots.
 
7. Exodia the Forbidden One- Ya know 
this card screwed 90% of my games this past year. Well now i dont think so, with 
my ultimate lock deck. OH MY GOD EXODIA NO!
 
8. Swords of Revealing Light- This 
card used to make me furious when i just sit there fer three fricken turns while 
they got to defend there life or pull some nasty combo. Msts 
rule!
 
9. Dark Master Zorc- Ive not seen 
this guy so far in tourneys, but one of my friends pulled it quick with senju 
then got a one practically every turn. then spat at my 
face.
 
10. Yata-Garasu- Ive been soooo 
lucky, i havent had to taste this cooked bird throughout all my tourneys, thank 
god. But i love the crow, it funny that it even exists. 
Konami.......
 
Yeah there ya go, cards that piss me 
off. Well now that i got that outta my head its time to KICK SOME @$$. Any 
hatemail(id love it, just no yata disses) Jnzo21@aol.com is my address. Any duels, ill 
cream ya, girlfriends yeah, and little kids no. Toss all ya junk at me.