[popochickenman@sbcglobal.net]

Subject: "Nobody's Yu-Gi-Oh Top 10 List - Top 10 reasons people put stupid cards in their deck"
#10: They have had the card since the beginning and they want to keep it for memories.
#9: They think that if the artwork is cool then the card is good.
#8: They looked at review that some idiot made and believe that Gate Guardian is worth 9 tributes.
#7: They saw someone else play it so they think it's good.
#6: They used it on the the TV show so it has to be good, right?
#5: They just started playing Yugioh.
#4: They don't know how to play.
#3: They think they can pull off some super chain with it. Or them. (Maha Vailo+Fairy Meteor Crush+Malevolent Nuzzler+Malevolent Nuzzler+ Malevolent Nuzzler+ Dust Tornado)
#2: They misread the effect.
#1: An the number one reason people put stupid cards in their deck is:

THEY'RE STUPID RETARDS!
 
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