Subject: Hiei's Top 10 Ways to be a Newbie.

Top 10 Ways to be A Newbie

10. Recite lines from the TV show.

9. Think the God Cards, Exodia, and Destiny Board are the best cards in the game.

8. Think all 2 tribute monsters are awesome.

7. Call your Yugi Starter deck the best deck in the world.

6. Before drawing always close your eyes and say “Heart of the cards, guide me.”

5. Trade your Mirror Force for a Mech Bass. (Inspired by a friend.)

4. Show off your shiny cards like Valkyrion to first graders.

3. Trade 380 good cards for the Gate Guardian

2. Put all cards you get into your deck.

1. Go around saying your better than everybody just cause you have a SDJ Red Eyes.


Oh well that’s it. I didn’t want to make a top ten card list cause its always 
the same: 
Jinzo, Yata, and Mirror Force. I’m not trying to dis Yugioh but I wanted a little 
creativity. E-mail me at hiei_the_demon7495@yugiohdungeon.com. Please send hate mail 
if you do any of the things on my list because hate mail is really fun. Oh my just 
call me…. Hmm… Bob.