From: pojostaff [pojostaff@pojo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 6:31 AM
To: jonnyo@pojo.com
Subject: FW: top ten favorite darkness flavor texts

 

 


From: DrgnSlyrX@aol.com [mailto:DrgnSlyrX@aol.com]
Sent: Monday, November 01, 2004 5:13 PM
To: dmstaff@pojo.com
Subject: top ten favorite darkness flavor texts

 

Have you ever noticed that darkness civilization has some really funny flavor texts? I have. These are some of my

 

favorites in no particular order.

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Gigastand: Even nasty, rampaging invaders get a little homesick sometimes.

 

Gray Balloon, Shadow of Greed: It's the thing that goes squish in the night.

 

Photocide, Lord of the Wastes: I will snuff out the sun and the stars! Then I will move on the the candles and lanterns.

 

If I have time, maybe I'll put out those glow sticks people wear around their necks. But the sun is first!

 

Poison Worm: You won't get any dessert until you finish eating your friends!

 

Swamp Worm: Flesh is its food, bones are its toothpicks.

 

Ultracide Worm: My little worm is all grown up!

 

Bone Piercer: What do mean that's not food? Just bring me some ketchup!

 

Ghastly Drain: If you're not getting nightmares, you're not trying hard enough.

 

Scratchclaw: Uh-oh, my nose itches.

 

Baraga, Blade of Gloom: War isn't a game. Sure, one side wins and one side lsoes, and it is a lot of fun, but... well...

 

hey, maybe it is a game.

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Like em? hate em? wanna come sic a chaos worm on me? My name is Eric and my e-mail is DrgnSlyr X@AOL.com