LH's Top 10 Unplayable Cards

When I say unplayable, I mean unplayable, so cards like Poison Worm and Aqua

Vehicle would not make to this list due to the fact that they can be used 
for evolution.

Well anyway, here's the list:


10. General Dark Fiend
Creature/Darkness/Dark Lord/5/6000
-Whenever this creature attacks, choose one of your shields without looking 
and put it into your graveyard. You can't use the "shield trigger" ability 
of that shield.
-Double breaker
Pros: Double Breaker, 5 for 6000, can be deadly if drop early
Cons: Put 1 of your shields in to graveyard, Blocker is this card's enemy
	Sure it's a 5 mana 6000 power Double Breaker but whenever it attacks you 
must put one of your shields into your graveyard.  If you do the math you 
will see that 2(shields)-1(shield)=1 and if your opponent's deck is full of 
Blockers you might as well surrender.


9. Armored Cannon Balbaro
Creature/Fire/Human/3/3000+
-Evolution-Put on one of your Humans.
-While attacking, this creature gets +2000 power for each other Human in the

battle zone.
Pros: No Summoning Sickness, Power Attacker, Human deck
Cons: Need at least 1 Human to summon, 3 for 3000, need Human to power up
	Trust me, it's the worst Evolution ever. 2 cards and more than 5 mana for a 
3000+ Power Attacker is not worth it.


8. Steel Smasher
Creature/Nature/Beast Folk/2/3000
-This creature can't attack players.
		&
Poisonous Dahlia
Creature/Nature/Tree Folk/4/5000
-This creature can't attack players.
Pros: 2 for 3000 and 4 for 5000
Cons: Can't attack players, Light Blockers are better
	You are better off with some Blockers.


7. Wyn, the Oracle
Creature/Light/Light Bringer/2/1500
-Whenever this creature attacks, you may look at one of your opponent's 
shields. Then put it back where it was.
		&
Recon Operation
Spell/Water/2
-Look at up to 3 of your opponent's shields. Then put them back where they 
were.
Pros: Look at your opponent's shield
Cons: Waste of your brain space, waste of card
	Seeing your opponent's shield does not give you any advantage and you will 
break them sooner or later.


6. Iocant, the Oracle
Creature/Light/Light Bringer/2/2000+
-Blocker
-While you have at least 1 Angel Command in the battle zone, this creature 
gets +2000 power.
-This creature can't attack players.
		&
Fatal Attacker Horvath
Creature/Fire/Human/3/2000+
-While you have at least 1 Armorloid in the battle zone, this creature gets 
+2000 power during its attacks.
		&
Armored Walker Urherion
Creature/Fire/Armorloid/4/3000+
-While you have at least 1 Human in the battle zone, this creature gets 
+2000 power during its attacks.
Pros: Can be somewhat useful when meet the requirement
Cons: Situational, weak without the other creature
	All these cards are too situational, even if you meet the requirement you 
still get mediocre effects.


5. Dark Raven, Shadow of Grief
Creature/Darkness/Ghost/4/1000
-Blocker
		&
Night Master, Shadow of Decay
Creature/Darkness/Ghost/6/3000
-Blocker
Pros: Blockers that can attack
Cons: Too weak for its cost
	Try some Water Blockers that can attack, you get 1000 more power for the 
same amount of mana.


4. Scissor Eye
Creature/Water/Gel Fish/4/3000
		&
Skeleton Soldier, the Defiled
Creature/Darkness/Living Dead/4/3000
Pros: None
Cons: Weak for its cost
	These creatures are ripoffs. The right price should be every mana for every 
1000 power.


3. Virtual Tripwire
Spell/Water/3
-Choose 1 of your opponent's creatures in the battle zone and tap it.
Pros: Tap 1 opponent's creature
Cons: No Shield Trigger, costly for its effect
	Compare this to Solar Ray...for 1 more mana and you don't get Shield

Trigger...


2. Gigastand
Creature/Darkness/Chimera/4/3000
-When this creature would be put into your graveyard from the battle zone, 
you may return it to your hand instead. If you do, discard a card from your 
hand.
Pros: Can use multiple times
Cons: Weak for its cost, discard 1 card to bring to back
	What's the point of bring this weakling back when you have to discard a 
card?


1. Pangaea's Song
Spell/Nature/1
-Put 1 of your creatures from the battle zone into your mana zone.
Pros: Mana acceleration
Cons: Waste 2 cards and some mana just to get 1 card into the mana zone you 
do the math
	That's right, the King of Unplayable Cards still haven't lost its throne. 2 
cards for 1 mana, what a deal! [/sarcasm]

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~LH