Top Ten Most Useless Cards (Updated for EVO) - by Exploding Pidgeons Well, it's been a good two months or so since I did my Top Ten Most Useless Cards List.....And since EVO is out, I figured, why not do another one. And I also get a chance to correct myself for putting Marine Flower instead of Aqua Vehicle in the last one. :\ I got sooooo many E-mails about that it wasn't even funny. So anyway, here is the updated Crappy Card List (CCL). (#10) TOEL, VIZIEL OF HOPE (Base Set)- Okay, let me straighten something out......I really dont like expensive creatures who have crappy effects and very little power. So naturally, I dont like this card. Some people love it, I hate it. Untapping all of our creatures......WOW, that'll give us more blockers!! Until they just get Terror Pit'd, Spiral Gate'd, Death Smoke'd, Swamp Worm'd, Rothus'd...... (#9) MASKED HORROR, SHADOW OF SCORN (Base Set)- 5 mana for only 1000 and a Ghost Touch-in-a-monster. This card was bad in Base Set, it's even worse now, what with all the Hand-D cards in Black now. Come to think of it, it probably should be a bit higher on the list. The point is, why waste so much mana for such a little Effect you could get out of something else for much cheaper. o.O It's just common sense not to use this thing. I'm Mr.Scorn, heh, heh.....I Scorn whoever uses this card!! Y'know,like Mr.T is Mr.Pity? "I Pity the East Wing! Nobody cares about YOU!" Y'know?......Okay. fine..... (#8) RECON OPERATION (Evo)- I get to look at my opponent's Shields........ Yay. :\ Sure, it helps you avoid the ones with Shield Trigger so you can choose to break Shields that wont help your opponent, but still, you're going to have to break them SOMETIME, right? So what's the point? Two mana down the drain, and the most you did was figure out which Shields to avoid breaking. Maybe there's something I'm missing, but it seems pretty bad to me. It's like that Team Rocket card from Pokemon.......Anyone remember that? "Here Comes Team Rocket"? We look at all of our Prizes, whee.... That card wasnt played any, and neither should this one. (#7) PANGEA'S SONG (Base Set)- The only thing this card is good for is Bronze-Arm Tribe or Poison Mushroom. Outside of that, NONE. It's like that movie "Brian's Song".......It makes you cry. Q_Q (#6) KING CORAL (Base Set)- Blockers are common in Blue......In fact, CHEAP Blockers are VERY common in Blue. King Coral costs 4 mana and only has a power of 1000. Gasp! It.......It cant be real!! It's......too crappy!!.......Uhhh........*faints* (#5) POISON WORM (Evo)- Eh? No good Effect and I have to kill off one of my monsters to put it in play? It's like Stinger Worm, except much worse, especially since it's in EVO! I mean, come on. 4000 power is NOT that much anymore.....Stinger Worm wasnt good when Base Set was around, and a Stinger Worm with 1000 less power is even MORE horrible now that EVO is out. (#4) AURA BLAST (Base Set)- I still hate this card. You waste 4 mana for a mere +2000 power attacker. It's just not worth it. Too bad it has such a cool picture. (#3) DARK RAVEN, SHADOW OF GRIEF (Base Set)- 4 mana for a 1000 power Blocker......Hmmm, OR we could just use Wandering Brain-Eater and have our mana cost halved!! Someone pinch me and tell me this card is just a figment of my imagination....... lol or should I say a SHADOW of my imagination!! XD Get it? Shadow? Okay, fine....... (#2) AQUA BOUNCER (Evo)- Oh please. 6 mana......1000 power.....and Blocker. There's that little extra effect that he sends an opposing creature back to their hand, but so does Spiral Gate, and it costs half the mana this piece of junk does. Seriously, why ever play this card? The fact that it's a Rare is also sickening. Can you imagine pulling this thing in a pack? How about multiple times in a box? *shudder* It's just.......bad. (#1) AQUA VEHICLE (Base Set)- Yup, it's still the King of Crap. 2 mana for 1000. How could ANYONE ever play this card? *pukes* How disgustingly horrible. XD Try and persuade someone it's a misprint and try to sell it to them, lol. They might believe you. o.O It's THAT bad. It reigns over everything else in Crap-dom. It's even worse than Skull Servant is in Yu-Gi-Oh. My friend actually has 83 copies of this card, lol. He's trying to collect as many as possible. Yeah, people want to get rid of them THAT badly. It's a piece of junk. Just.......Dont play it. ********************* Well, that's that. I'm done. You can E-mail me if you want, my address is at the bottom. ;) Until then, adios!! ~Exploding Pidgeons~ (By the way, I know "pidgeons" is misspelled, it's SUPPOSED to be that way!) E-mail: explodingpidgeons@juno.com ________________________________________________________________