Hey, I'm Jack, there are what I think to be to 10 worst cards in the game

10. Tri-horn Shepherd 5000/5/1/no effect
This card makes me wounder. I mean, why would you play this!? Maybe if you really had nothing else... or you get it in draft. Either way, it sucks.

9. Draglide 5000/5/1/This creature attacks each turn if able.
Wow, this card is even worse. It HAS to attack, this card is just asking your opponent to play a big blocker.

8. Super Explosive Volcanodon 2000+/4/gets +400- while attacking.
You may think this card is better then the others, but I dare you to play it in a tourney... I dare you.

7. Seamine 4000/6/1/blocker this creature can't attack players
What a waste of foil. It's probably a better coaster than card.

6. Storm Shell 2000/7/1/ when this card is put in the battle zone, send one monster on yout opponents side to their mana zone.
You may think... wow, it get's rid of a monster. While I think... Whoopty freakin doo!

5. Poisonous Dahlia 5000/4/1/ This creature can't attack players
Wow, only 4 mana for a monster that can't break shields, you play this card, and you really deserve to loose.

4. Skeleton Soldier, the Defiled 3000/4/1/no effect
no comment...

3. King Coral 1000/3/1/blocker
"WOW only 3 for a blocker" said a newb at my local card shop. "That's a shame" said me.

2. Dark Raven, Shadow of Grief 1000/4/blocker
once again... no comment

NOW

The

Worst

Card

In

The

Game

1. Aqua Vehicle 1000/2/1/no effect
No joke, I'm using this card as a coaster right now. If anyone finds a good use for this card, I will seriousely make a deck with 4 of every card I just listed.

Hope you enjoyed. If you didn't, and want to rant me, just E-Mail me at DUGAMONK@AOL.com and say Stupid Jack.

Oh yeah, if someone does find a use for Aqua Vehicle, that would really make my day.