It's been one week since we got to see
killin saiyans and friesa's that marry
five days since they had the show
with the hermaphrosaiyan, the bulma and the crack ho
three days since we heard the tale
about the time vegeta learned frieza was a she-male
yesterday, it occured to me, i've been watchin a bit too much vegeta springer

Holy cow d'you see it last week?
They had this one freak
who sucker-blasted his whole family
and do you recall when the brawl
became a total free-for-all and 
vegeta's in the middle trying to be the referee

And here comes the saiyan with the inplants
who likes to lap dance
and date the girlfriend of his father
and here comes vegeta's next guest 
and it's a slugfest
cause it's his trailer-trash sister
Nymphomaniac is back and on crack
it's like when 'animals attack'
they all exhibit rehenserible behavior
hit em on the nose,  tear off their clothes
step on their toes, that's how it goes
they get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearing, cursin, kickin butt and pointin blame
on the air, they don't care they've got no shame
there was a guy who i'm sure felt a little strange
when he found out that his son had a saiyan-change
they have a tendancy to scream and transform constantly
they have a tendancy of ripping off their armor

It's been, one week since they had the fight
between the siamese frieza's and that really gross tranvestite
five days since that awful brawl
they still haven't got the blood of the wall
three day's since the bitter feud
between the kkk and the jewish sayian black dude
yesterday, it finally dawned on me
i'm spendin way too much time on that vegeta springer

(musical interlude)

Once you start watchin there's just no stoppin
your brain shuts down, and your iq's droppin
vegeta's the king of confrontation
he's a sensation
he puts the sin in syndication
it's totally worthless like a bad bang
it's like when goku sang
don't want to stare but you can't look away
like sally jesse he does talk shows
but with more wierdos
the rating's jumpin higher everyday
if you've seen the show
then you know
it's as low as you can go
the guests are tacky and lacking in they're hygiene
and pretty soon some ugly goon
steps in some poo
adn then it's BOO
in some unsuspecting goku

It's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
yankin armor, hurlin blasts and their hubbies
"vegeta, vegeta" now the crowd starts their favorite chant
should i stop slaughtering? i just can't
i have a tendancy of destroyin people religously
i have a history of eating each one(thanks to majin bu, my FAVE guest on dat 
show)


it's been one week since the show about
psycho vegeta's w/problems they should work out
five days since the big surprise
when some big loser
started killing some-hundred twenty guys
three days since he interviewed
a bunch of porn nappa midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occured to me
i've been watching a bit too much vegeta springer