The "Supa-day" One Thursday morning, I awoke as usual to go to school. This day, however, was to be like no other. This was going to be a "SUPA DAY". I took a shower, and dressed up for school. I usually don't eat breakfast, but I remember that there were some Lucky Charms still left in the pantry. "Yummy," thought I. I looked in the pantry, but was unable to find the Lucky Charms! "WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT ME LUCKY CHARMS?" I screamed as loud as I could. I stood there saying "Grrr..." for about a minute, then screamed again. "What the hell am I doing?" I thought. I looked in a mirror close to my kitchen and saw that my hair was yellow, and it was spiked up really cool-like. "Cool! I went supa-human," I proclaimed. I liked being a supa-human. I was just walking around with my bad-ass yellow hair, and suddenly, all of the sudden, I suddenly realized that all of the sudden I had to suddenly go to school or I would be late all of the sudden. (I'll bet you HATE that word now!) So, I stepped out into the hallway leading to the elevator which leads to the Ground floor where escape from my building is made possible, and I suddenly (there it is again) heard my dog growling madly. I peered back into my house Just in time to catch a glimpse of my dog going supa-mini-schnauzer! (this was because I forgot to walk him) My dog's normally gray hair was sticking up and was yellow. My cat, also seeing this, got really angry and became a supa-kitty! He then began shedding hair like mad. All of the little yellow hairs he shed began flying around the apartment and then turned into little plastic forks, knives and spoons! My dog, upon seeing my can doing this turned supa-mini-schnauzer 2 and had little lightning bolts surrounding his body. He then used his new powers to transform all the forks, knives, and spoons into sporks. (Because he likes sporks) THEN, my cat got really angry at this and turned supa-kitty 3! Things started to get a little too weird for me then, so I just left and went to school. I walked to the bus stop and waited. The city bus was once again.... LATE! This made me incredibly angry and went supa-human 2. "Cool," I said, boringly. This was starting to get a little old. A little plastic spork flew past my head and I looked up into the sky above my apartment building in the distance. I saw my cat and my dog flying around in the air. They were fighting again. The guy next to me asked me, "What the hell...?". I said, "They do that all the time, just ignore them." Finally the bus came. The bus driver asked, "Were you waiting long?". Couldn't he SEE that I was supa-human 2? Of course I had been waiting long. The bus got stuck in traffic on the highway. It seemed like the traffic just wasn't flowing like it should be. Then something weird happened. (As if!) The bus shook more violently than usual, and everyone in the bus got so scared, we all just ran out. We watched the bus shake for about another minute in traffic, an then, suddenly (sorry, had to use it again...) the metal surface on the bus spiked up and turned yellow. The supa-bus then blew through the traffic with a ka-me-ha-me-bus, and sped down the highway on its course. Now the weird part was, nobody was driving it! So the bus driver and everyone else on the but go so mad, they all went supa-human and flew off to work. I was angry at myself for not thinking of this in the first place, and went self-angered-supa-human 3. When I got to school, Mr. Hall, the dean, told me that I couldn't go to class because of my hair. This made me angry and sad, and I turned supa-human 4, reverting my hair to normal, except my eyes changed color and I became hairy. This was A-O.K. according to Mr. Hall, so I gleefully went to class. People questioned me, but I just didn't tell them anything. This made then so angry, that they went supa-human. All of them. The whole school. Then all the schools in Kimuki went supa-human because they thought it was unfair. Then the rest of Hawaii decided it was unfair to have just Kimuki schools go supa-human, so ALL the schools in Hawaii went supa-human. THEN, all of Hawaii went supa-human, followed by the entirety of Japan, who thought is was unfair since they (well, Akira) came up with the yellow-spikey-supa thing first, then everyone ended up going supa-human. The other living beings in the world also went supa. We had supa-cows, supa-trees, supa-flies, even supa-moss. Then earth went supa-earth. The moons and other planets and the sun went supa-planetsandmoonsandsun. Eventually, the whole universe became this yellow universe and everything sucked. So I wished that everyone would just go back to normal and forget about this day except me. So, it was so. Thank god that's over with. That got really old in the end.... or should I say "SUPA-OLD"???... No, I shouldn't.... written by: Fakker (Marc Fuller) xfakkerx@hotmail.com