SAIYAN RHAPSODY


It's not a cartoon,
it is just an anime'
named Dragon Ball Z
it's an escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
look at the TV and see...
that is Vegeta,
he is a Saiya-jin
he is evil now--evil then
then turns good--then turns bad.
His ally is Nappa,
they're facing the Z warriors now.
Time to die

Nappa,
just kill the man,
put a blast across his head
explode your ki and now his dead.
Nappa,
that was just Chao-Tzu
now eliminate the bald guy,Ten-shin Han!
Nappa,
Ooouuuhhh!
didn't mean to make you wait,
but we gotta wait for kakarrot!
Carry on, Carry on...
he's not coming after all.

Too late!
he has arrived!
just killed many of his friends,
now he's going to kick your tail!
Good-bye, everybody!
your time has come,
you are useless now
because he broke your back!!
Nappa!
Ooouuhhh!
You don't want die,
but sometimes I wish you'd never been born at all!

I see a lil' space pod flying through my window.
   I can't believe,
     can't believe,
   I was defeated by earthlings!!
     Thunderbolt and lightning!!!
     Gotta go to Namek now--!!!
Do-do-dodoria!
     do-dodoria
Do-dodoria!
    do-dodoria
Do-dodoria you are dead!!!
   You are next Zarbon-bon-bon...!
         you may have beat me--I'll come back and kill you,
he may have beat you--you'll come back and kill him!
don't spare him his life from his monstrosity!!
        Easy comes--easy goes
        the Dragon Balls are gone
Its Freeza--Nooo! First transformation-no!
                                         He'll kill you!
It's Freeza--Nooo! Second transformation!
                                         He'll kill you!
It's Freeza--! Perfect transformation!
                                         He'll kill you!
Perfect transformation--!
                 He'll kill you!
    Never, never, never--! 
                 He'll kill you
No, No, No, No, No, NO!
Oh, Kakarrotto
      Kakarrotto
Kakarrotto avenge my dead!!!
Don't BE a fool, just-turn-into-a Super Saiya-jin!
                                                       Saiya-jin!
                                                Saiya-jiiiiiiiiiin!
                  !!!!!!!BOOOOM!!!!!!

So you think you can kill me 
and laugh out loud!
So you think you can stop me
and leave me to die!
oooooooooh! Freeza--!
you are so wrong Freeza!
Prepare to die--!
Prepare to die at my hands!

Nothing really matters,
I'm a Saiya-jin.
Nothing really matters,
nothing really matters...to me

Anywhere the wind blows



                                                           a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
                                                           written by a Red Ribbon soldier.