He took me out, it was a Friday night The baseball game turned into a fight Puar got all concerned, and Yamcha yelled too loud But then Vegeta saw us both And that's about the time he toasted me Nobody likes you when you're Bulma Briefs And I'm still more amused when Pilaf farts What the HFIL is DBZ? My friends say I should make my wish What's my wish again? What's my wish again? Later on, at Master Roshi's place Son Goku got a funny look on his face He said he had to spew, he said he ate too much I said "That's new, you pig" And that's about the time he broke my arm Nobody likes you when you're Bulma Briefs And I'm still more amused by snide remarks What the HFIL is courtesy? My friends say I should make my wish What's my wish again? What's my wish again? And that's about the time he threw me off the island Nobody likes you when you're Bulma Briefs And you still act like you're in Dragonball What the HFIL is wrong with me? My friends say I should make my wish What's my wish again? What's my wish again? And that's about the time they ambushed me And Gohan really really had to pee But that's of no great importancy Why does everyone pick on me? I never want to use my wish. What's my wish again? What's my wish again? What's my wish again?