Absolutely                  (parody of 9 Days' song Absolutely) 
(The Story of a Sayjin)                          (The Story of a Girl)
        By Zach Stiffler                                                

This is ain't the story of a girl, but of the Sayjin who saved the whole world
 and though he looks so mad and angry there he's absolutely fearsome and he's 
wild!

Radditz wore a scouter over his eye
to see Goku's power wasn't that high.
He shot a blast or two of ki,
thinking that Goku'd instantly die.
What he thought so wrong.
When Goku grabbed him he sung a different song.
With Goku holding him he didn't die after long!
Piccillo help he just blew him along.

...Well your armor never wears as well the next day,
and a Sayjin's hair always falls in quite same way,
and Chichi always same thing to say (GOHAN.....DO YOUR HOMEWORK)

This is ain't the story of a girl, but of the Sayjin who saved the whole world
 and though he looks so mad and angry there he's absolutely fearsome and he's 
wild!

Goku was at it again.
Fightin' Vegeta with kaio-ken.
What Vegeta did then, turned into a monster so he could win
Gouku was in trouble .
So Yageroby cut off his tail on the double.
Goku beat him up so bad Vegeta ran back to his ship real mad.

...Well your armor never wears as well the next day,
and a Sayjin's hair always falls in quite same way,
and Chichi always same thing to say (GOHAN.....DO YOUR HOMEWORK)


This is ain't the story of a girl, but of the Sayjin who saved the whole world
 and though he looks so mad and angry there he's absolutely fearsome and he's 
wild!

---------------------------------------Guitar 
solo-------------------------------------

...Well your armor never wears as well the next day,
and a Sayjin's hair always falls in quite same way,
and Chichi always same thing to say (GOHAN.....DO YOUR HOMEWORK)

This is ain't the story of a girl, but of the Sayjin who saved the whole world
 and though he looks so mad and angry there he's absolutely fearsome …

This is ain't the story of a girl, but of the Sayjin who saved the whole world
 and though he looks so mad and angry there he's absolutely fearsome and he's 
wild….he's wild….he's wild