Magmar: ARRGH!
Me: Uh, Magmar, we're on the air...
Magmar: Stupid, Stupid...
Me: While Magmar regrets living, my new Pokemon, Flareon, will give today's
Reject Report.
Magmar: WHAT!!! YOU'RE REPLACING ME!!!!
Me: Yup!
Magmar:(About to erupt)...........!
Me: Goodbye, Magmar, nice knowing ya! Wake up, your having a dream.
(Wakes up)
Magmar: Oh, here's Wobbuffet's stats:
Wobbuffet
Basic Pokemon
90 HP
Color: Psychic
Weakness: P
Resistance: none
Retreat Cost: CCC
Attack: P Counter
If an attack damages Wobbuffet during your opponent's next turn(Even if
Wobbuffet is Knocked Out), flip a coin. If heads, Wobbuffet attacks the
Defending Pokemon for an equal amount of damage.
Audience: BOOOOOO! He STINKS!!
Me: Whoa, whoa! Isn't that what this show's about? Ok. Yes, it's a coin
flip. Yes, he doesn't have a true attack. BUT I see a use for him, yet. Have the
words "Damage Swap" crossed your mind? Well, that's how we're going to use him.
He has to be attacked to attack, so we could put our opponent into a crunch
situation where they either deck or kill themselves attacking Wobby.
And with 90 HP, it's not easy to get a OHKO on him, so he'll be around for
a while. The deck says it all:
Wobbuffet's Lazy Day
Pokemon
3 Wobbuffet-The star of the show
4 Abra(Rocket)-Evolve
4 Alakazam-Move damage
3 Mr. Mime-Almost Invincible
3 Chansey-Can't play Alakazzm without these
1 Elekid-It's a stall, so this is mostly how we "attack"-especially if they
have a Pokemon that doesn't attack out.
2 Igglybuff-Stop those cursed Slowkings!!!
(20)
Energy
12 Psychic
(12)
Trainers
3 Oak-No explination necesarry
4 NGR-See Oak
3 CPU Search-See Oak
3 Item Finder-Notice a trend?
4 Scoop Up-Stall must have these
3 Pokemon Center-one of the key stall ingredients
2 Resistance Gym-Psychic Pokemon got use this, counter for Chaos
4 Pokemon Breeder-Alakazam
2 Switch-Some High Retreat Pokemon
(28)
20+12+28=60
Magmar: So, your not replacing me?!
Me: No, not for now.
Magmar: For once, I'm not getting mad.
Me: You're a butthead.
Magmar: Why you little...!