Speedy: Hey I'm Trainer Speedy with Slowking... SLOWKING TURN THAT DOWN!

Slowking: It's not my fault you hate my tastes (turns a polka CD off)

Speedy: Today we will review my 2nd favorite card (my fave is Venusaur)

SLOWKING!

Slowking: First the good.  Four of me in play means a 6.25% chance of your

opponent playing trainers without the same damage to you!

Speedy: 80 HP for a Stage 1 is cool, and Neo Slowpoke makes a good basic.

Slowking: Now the bad.  I'm a rare, in which you will buy 4 boosters just to

get me.

Speedy: Also a weakness to its own type.  Psychic is better than others say,

and one Psyburn makes Doomsday.

Slowking: And the ugly.  A horrid attack and a triple retreat cost.

Good - 3

Bad - 2

Ugly - 2

Speedy: On a scale of 1 - 10, I give Slowking a 9.5.  A good attack would

help, but you can just keep it on the bench, and with 4, you can just play

Trainers and know your opponent's chances of doing so are virtually nil.

Slowking: Our Email is trainerspeedy@cs.com. 

Speedy: Until next time, Trainer Speedy and Slowking signing off.