Holy Sock: Ahh, it's been awhile since I posted here, asnd maybe I'll explain why. First of all, 'M got into our Transmitter and disconnected our uplink to Pojo.com. Secondly, I send a death threat to Bill Gates and he responded by launching a Terrorist attack on the lab, which we wasted half our shock troopers on just to stop.

Holy Sock: Ok Mew Sock, now that you are in buisness, lets review this article. But first, we send out 'M

'M: *Pokéball opens, revealing the image of 'M* tgftsrjhhjghehbsgtab? uigmuigmbuughomdgbxviugxmbgqybewyntnsre! (What do we have here? Seems like the Cream of the crap crem de la crem has popped up again!)

Holy Sock: Hey, I wonder what Satoshi will think when he find out this point system *Error: Cannot display obscene word* resurfaced!

Holy Sock: Well, now that we've *Transmitter disconnects* ARRRGGGGHHH! THAT IS THE LAST TIME I GET SOMETHING FROM MICROSOFT!

Mew Sock: If you hate them so much, then why did you buy their products

'M: cg,jijfhkhgvfvgknnhgh! tjvjutmg-tmjjtjhtnmnhtthnj-jgmgd! (Ok, enough of this blabbering! Let's get tongue-lashing and article-bashing!)

Mew Sock: Seems like from the start, we can foresee an article dumber than an amobea after it's lobotomy.

Holy Sock: Hey voyager, when you do the point system, no comparing basics to stage 1's. That's like comparing a Walther PPK to a Rocket Launcher

Holy Sock: I agree! Persian's a very overlooked card, but if used correctly, it's lethal. But still, it doesn't replace Scyther.

'M: omreeoriwctruutr! (You only like Persian because he's overlooked!)

<Evoultion:

Sycther: Basic Persian: Stage 1

Scyther: 1 Persian: 0>

Mew Sock: Again: You're not supposed to compare stages of evolution! Hey, let's compare Base Gastly to tyhe Lvl 69 Feraligatr! Whoops, we were wrong! Base Gastly is better 'cause he's a basic!

Mew Sock: Yeah yeah yeah, now we don't need the translator! Next!

<1st Attack

Scyther:
(G) Swords Dance During your next turn Scyther's Slash base damage is 60

Persian:
(C)(C) Scratch 20

Scyther: 2 Persian: 1
(I couldn't give either points.)>

Holy Sock: I'd say Swords Dance just for personnel preference since you can use it first turn.

<2nd Attack

Scyther:
(C)(C)(C) Slash 30

Persian:
(C)(C)(C) Pounce Damage done to Persian is reduced by 10

Scyther:2 Persian: 2>

Mew Sock: If Persian Pounces, you can gust him away from another Pokémon, but if Scyther Swords Danced, the Gust wouldn't stop the effect unless you gusted an energyless high retreat guy and the opponent was energy poor.

Mew Sock: The card doesn't say benching this Pokémon ends the effect, does it?

Mew Sock: Well, since it's point system, it sux. It not as bad as the ones back then. This one's ok, except he's comparing a basic to a stage 1 and he forgot to take other things like Pokémon Powers and trainers into account. I just hope we don't see any more point system articles! They really make me puke!