From: Tim Svenson [victreebel29@juno.com]
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2001 9:40 PM
To: Cardtips@pojo.com
Subject: How to get rid of Archtypes

Many people hate Archtypes, and want them dead and gone from the world of pokemon.  Well, I have a way to do this.  It is a plan that involves several steps.  

1.  Shut down the internet.

This will make it so ideas don't travel as fast, and a deck advance in one city won't be heard of in another city as fast, and the decks will become more diverse.  

2.  Force all people who are good at pokemon to stop playing.  

With no good people, no good deck ideas will be thought of, and thus, no archtypes will be created.

3.  Notify all of your anti- archtype friends in every city of this first.  Go into tournaments, which good players are known to frequent.  Then, erase their memory and install a chip in their head that makes them faint whenever they hear the word pokemon..

This will silence all archtype players, and prevent their ideas from spreading.  It will also greatly reduce the amount of good players in the world.  

4.  Install this chip in the heads of everyone smart archtype players ever talked about pokemon to.  If these people were to start playing pokemon, they would most likely use archtypes.  

The main point of this article-  Archtypes are a product of good players being able to share information to find the best decks.  The elimination of Archtypes requires the halt of the spread of information, and good players be eliminated.  Therefore, all of you anti- archtype people, demand that Pojo be shut down.  It really helps archetypes to advance. 

-Tim

e- mail me at Victreebel29@juno.com
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