(Pokémon Science Lab/ Cryogenic Freezing room)
Holy Sock: Arrrgh, D***. Another supid article and
this time it's written by the son of Forrest Gump
Mew Sock: OMG
Holy Sock: I mean, take a look at this stupid
article. Now, Haymakers and Wigglies are good. But this? OMG.
Mew Sock: He treats Pokémon like a thing
that making money off tournies so you can buy magic
Holy Sock: You only care about winning,
not the fun? That what the game is all about, you idiot!
Mew Sock: Then he says he's undefeated. And at
the end, he says that "Pokémon is a tool for beating the s*** out of
helpless little kids in tournies, so I can brag my @$$ off and buy magic like
the greedy pig I am" Which brings up another reason. The only reason this
guy is undefeated is that he will only want to whale on helpless little kids
so he can be a greedy pig and buy, buy, buy. I'd love to play him with my
Gengar deck. With a braggart attitude like that, I'd probably hand him his @$$
on a silver platter (Not to sound like a braggart, but this guy is getting on
my nerve. I'm real sorry if I offended a beginner player. You beginners too,
with improve, just keep trying).
Holy Sock: And he says things like "Older
players don't care about having fun" And "All decks are the
same." That stuff is terrible! Older players want to have fun too! And
you think every sing;e deck is a haymaker, go look at the KDRs you moron
Mew Sock: We rap it up here
Holy Sock: *hops into a giant capsule* come,
Mew Sock!
Mew Sock: Yes sir!
"Cryogenic freezing, beginning"
*doors shut and the words "Crogenic Freezing
Beginning"*
"Launch"
*Blasts off*
Holy
Sock: We're signing off!
*~Holy
Sock~*
AnD
*~Mew
Sock~*