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Holy Sock: Hello all you pojopeoples, ya know, my techs have been studying the two abra families an...

Mew Sock: Sheesh, they study everything but the kitchen sink!

Holy Sock: Not to mention that yesterday, they were studying the kitchen sink.

Holy Sock: alright, enough with the useless babble, on to the cards (Please note that I rate all versions of a card)

P Psyshock: Flip a (Mew Sock: coin if heads, it's paralyzed, no retreat, we know the drill)

Holy Sock: Shut up, even though it's as obvious as Charmander being weak to water.

Mew Sock: Maybe some people don't know that.

Holy Sock: Yeah, like that 162-card-deck idiot that Spike and his Vulpix bashed.

Mew Sock Fine, I'll shut up now, but gimme the rating thanks to the fact that u wasted all

Holy Sock: Hey it's not my fault! U started it, but here the rating: 4/10

Mew Sock: Since Rocket Abra's stats are so obivous, we'll just skip to the comments

Holy Sock: No we won't. Ok, here's Rocket Abra.

P Vanish: Shuffle (Mew Sock: namby-pamby) Abra into your deck. Discard all cards attached to it and don't whine about it 'cause I said so^_^!

Holy Sock: MEW SOCK! DO THAT ONE MORE TIME AND NO MORE OF MIKE

Holy Sock: If U want 2 keep your little treats, then be serious.

Mew Sock: Ok if it's my only means to keep my MMMMs. Now for the rating: 7.5/10 (Much

Holy Sock: Ok, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(Why are u still reading this? there will just be more e's.)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Kadabra!

PP Recover: Discard 1 P e.r.g attached to Kadabra in order to remove all damage counters from Kadabra

Holy Sock: (WeIrD tRaNsLaToR iS pOpPeD oN HoLy SoCk) NiCe! ReCo*spits out translator*ver is great when Kadabra took a H-E double

Hockey sticks uva beatin' and Super Psy is like the all mighty Movie Mewtwo's Psyburn with a plus power. The only thing I gripe is the three retreat.

Mew Sock: But other that, Kadabra kicks @$$!

Holy Sock: Here comes 'Kazam, on the march with two big fat spoons.

PKMN Power: Damage Swap: as often as u like during yur turn, u may remove 1 damage counter from 1 of your PKMN and place it

on another one of your PKMN as long as you don't knock out that PKMN. This power can't be if Kazam is (insert status ailment other that poison here) and 'Kazam can not be replaced by Slowbro, period!

PPP Confuse ray: Flip a coin. if heads, The defending PKMN is now confused. 30

Holy Sock: Ooooooooooooooo yeah! This dude rocks and u know why. However, poor 'Kazam lost popularity

Mew Sock: So we advise u 2 things: One, to stop making Wigglysnuff deck and work more with 'Kazam or at least make another

Wiggly variant like a diehard Haymaker fan like me would do to his Haymaker (or should I say Haywinner!) and two: If u are goin' 2 replace 'Kazam

with Slowbro, go jump in a lake full of PsYcHoTiC PiRaNhAs. Rating 10/10

Holy Sock: Thetas all done now for Sabrina's Abra family.

Mew Sock: This article is boring! Can I spice it up?

Holy Sock: Fine, but if you touch my Jamaican death peppers, U R dead meat, sucker!

Mew Sock: Ok, heres Sabrina's Abra type #1 (With my bad@$$ sarcasm)

PCFWEWFIONAJIOJKXLX Wongole Wongole: Hornschwaggle QueenieLeeanie Kwondowa the Ten Millionth -1,000,000,000

Retreat????? ^#$W%****%$*($^#*$*#^#$&$**%^%^%**%^#*%$@^*

Mew Sock: OK! WHICH ONE OF U THICK-HEADED EXCUSES FOR TECHNICIANS MESSED UP THE SABRINA'S ABRA TYPE #1

Holy Sock: You idiot, now look what u done, for that, I shall curse you two ways, for 1: you will be forced to be dressed up in clothing thats is in

worse taste than Jon Arbuckle's wardrobe when he goes out on a date, and two, you will be stuck in a room with no way out and truckloads of

tarantulas with the Caribbean parrot plague.

Holy Sock: I know, I made it up, now for the curse *curse starts effect and Tech Tyrone is out of da picture*.

P Energy loop: Remove 1 P energy from this pokemon and return it to your hand

Mew Sock: Finally, we get Sabrina's Abra, not "Kiguwen's Triphytrone". But however, this Sabrina's Abra isn't really that good. energy loop is ok, but not recommended if you want 2 power him up 4 Sabrina's 'Dabra.

Unholy Skunk: But doesn't lifedown take 1 P energy?

Mew Sock: Well, yea, but what if u aren't able to do the damage next turn? Oh, and about the name Unholy Skunk... Rating: 5/10

Tech Tyrone: I did. it was trapped in that file, and as always, I suck!

Unholy Skunk: U suck, Tech Tyrone, you little s***,oh and could someone change my name back.

Donkey Kong: Ha Ha Ha, don't take my so-called banana hoard, K Rool *Heavy sarcasm*.

Ash Ketchum: THATS IT! YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!

Holy Sock: Thats better. now for the Sabrina's Abra Promo (A.K.A type 2)

PC Synchro Wave: The defending pokemon and Sabrina's Abra must have the same number of energys 40

Mew Sock: DUUH! The last one stunk worse than a yak's butt when he farted!

Flip a coin. if heads this attack does 20 more damage

Holy Sock: My favorite one, Q-Attack can be really good, andm low attack costs

Mew Sock: Work's great before you sacrifice your RSA on nothing! Rating: 8/10

Knight who says Ni!: NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!!!! BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Holy Sock: Fine, we'll get you a shrubbery, Mew Sock!

Flip a coin, if heads, make it so the defending PKMN has 10 HP left

Good, Life down can easily pile up damage counters on even the so-called "invincible" Wigglytuff. Psyshot isn't that shabby eiter, but I wish it did 40 so this guy would be the ultimate Anti Colorless Psychic! Rating: 9.5/10

You can use the the attacks of any other Psychic PKMN in play as long as you have the right energy to use 'em with. Standard "can't be used" blah blah blah

You can't use this attack next turn because S's Kazam is watching people hump each other on a mat

I like it! This guy loves Rocket's Mewtwo because of all that Psylinking ,and Megaburn ain't that bad either! Rating: 10/10

Mew Sock: Knight of ni, I have your shrubbery

KWSN: I WANT ANOTHER ONE! NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!

Holy Sock: LEAVE US ALONE *pulls out machine gun and fires it at him* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Holy Sock: This is me and Mew Sock, signing off