Gluuk: Hello, all you pokemoniacs. I am Gluuk the
golduck. First off, before we begin, I just want to
comment about how GREEDY and STUPID hasbro is. Base
Set 2 was bad enough but now there's a Base Set 3?!? A
rare Misty's Goldeen, Misty's Tentacool and Brock's
Zubat?!? I know they didnt have any rarity in japan,
but they should have just made them uncommon! *looks
behind curtain* (whispering) are you ready Izzy? good!
*looks back towards crowed* (yelling) Ladies and
Gentleman, I'd like to introduce to you, a pokemon
card professor from Irwin, player of the only real
creative wiggly deck out there
Izzy: That's just Gluuk's opinion, no offense Wiggly
users
Gluuk: And the intelligent man who has just invented a
new arch-type, and it isn't one of those arch-types
that will stay competitive for about a week, now, I
present to u...... Professor Izzy Plazm!
Izzy: Gluuk, I told you not to say my last name!
Gluuk: Whatever. I'm going to get a dictionary to find
if there's a word meaning "to squeeze kids parents out
of every penny they got," and if there is, that's what
hasbro's doing. *Walks off behind curtain*
Izzy: Well, I'm sure you all know about the normal
arch-types playing these days: Haymaker, Wiggly, Rain
Dance.
Gluuk: (from behind curtain) Rain Dance is dead!
Izzy: First of all, I'm sad psychic stalls lost there
popularity. I guess when I stopped playing one
everyone at my pokemon league thought "well, if the
maker of unbeatable decks doesn't play one anymore, i
guess there are much better decks out there." it's not
really an unbeatable deck, everyone just thinks it is.
And so all the people at my pokemon league stopped
playing stall, and they told all there friends, and
now there are very few people playing psychic. But if
I wanted you to know about stall decks, I would a
special guest here. But I don't, cuz how could i get
Justin Smith in this???(not advertising)
Gluuk: Ha!
Izzy: Anyways, my new arch-type is called either
"revenge" or as I like to call it, "sweet revenge."
This arch-type is usually made up of water and
fighting types or water, fighting, and grass types.
Next I will list some different kinds of ways to build
a "revenge".
Gluuk, get me the chalk board and some chalk.
Gluuk:*comes out from behind the curtain with a book
called "Proffessor Izzy Plazm's Dictionary" (not
advetising! Isn't a real book!) in one hand and
pushing a chalk board with the other hand*
Izzy: What about the chalk?
Gluuk: Hold your Ponyta's! *his finger begins to glow.
He moves his finger quickly towards Izzy. Chalk comes
flying out from behind the curtain and hits Izzy in
the face*
Izzy: (with a white face) GLUUK!
Gluuk: sorry folks, I like to show off.
Izzy: (mumbeling) yeah, for girls
Gluuk: Izzy, remember to give me some credit for
helping you.
Izzy: *ignores Gluuk* Ok, the first deck is a water
and fighting one. *writes the following on the chaulk
board*
Revenge I
4 magikarp (rocket)
3 dark gyarados
4 machop (base)
1 machoke
3 machamp
3 doduo
2 dodrio
2 cubone
16 fighting energy
12 water energy
2 energy retrieval
4 plus power
4 breeder
Izzy: If you havn't already figured out, the goal of
this deck is to hurt the opponent whenever you get
hurt, K.O.ed, or do extra damage for damage on you.
Just about every pokemon in this deck fits the
strategy. U can power up rocket magikarp, then quickly
use rapid evolution to get dark gyarados. You use
machop and doduo to stall while bulding up other
pokemon. By then doduo will have quite some damage on
it, so u can evolve it to dodrio and do a high
damaging rage. Also, u can use breeder to evolve
machop to machamp, who is probly the best pokemon in
this deck, because whenever machamp is attacked, the
opponent takes damage. And siesemic toss causes great
damage! Dark gyarados is another important pokemon in
this deck, if dark gyardos is active, each turn when
it takes damage, attach an energy to him. By the time
he's knocked out, final beam will be so unbelevibly
powerful that it will K.O. whoever brought it down if
it gets heads. Either way, heads or tails, you'll need
those energy retrieval to get your energy back. Cubone
is a backup and is simply for rage. The breeders get
machamp out fast and the plus powers are to do even
more damage! Thats about it. With the creation of this
deck I hope to get as much fame as that guy who made
haymaker, Scott I forget his last name for making
puporrui and for making sponge, and justin smith for
actully just mastering psychic stall, I consider him
the creater of psychic stall.
Gluuk: Yeah, right!
Izzy: Here's another deck it basically works the same
way. except the itemfinders are to get breeders back
out. *writes this on the chalk board next to the first
deck*
Sweet Revenge
3 magikarp (rocket)
2 Dark Gyarados
4 Machop
1 Machoke
3 Machamp
4 Erika's oddish
2 Erika's Gloom
3 Erika's Vileplume
10 Leaf energy
10 Fighting energy
8 Water energy
4 breeders
1 Itemfinder
2 Energy Retrieval
1 Energy search
2 pluspower
Izzy: This deck is the same as the last except for a
few thing. Item finder is to get back breeders. Energy
search is incase u don't get the right kind of energy.
This deck adds Erika's Vileplume for pollen defense.
This deck is really bad vs muk, but if u run into one
use Erika's Vileplume and Machamp to K.O. it fast.
This deck has trouble with arodactyl (but what deck
doesnt?).
Gluuk: *cough* *cough* haymaker *cough*
Izzy:This deck has never been played, so it might be a
bit rusty, but someone please try out one of these
decks, tell me how it did, and what I should do to
make it better.
Gluuk: Thank u Izzy! Please do all that junk Izzy said
and send it to us. Our e-mail is nessie15360@yahoo.com
Once again I'm Gluuk and that was Izzy. We hope to see
u again!
Izzy: Goodbye, everyone
Gluuk: *looks through Professor Izzy Plazm Dictionary*
This thing stinks! It doesn't even have my name in
it!
Izzy:*takes dictionary and writes in it, then gives it
back to Gluuk*
Gluuk: *reads out loud*
Gluuk (Ga-luk) n 1. See "Show Off" 2. See "Idiot"
Gluuk: *powers up for Hyper Beam*
Izzy: youbetterrun seeyounexttime!
BOOM!