From: Sparkey450@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 7:40 PM

Subject: The war begins-Sparkey450

Sparkey: Simply stated, I am absolutely ready to explode. If you don't like 
articles that are full of insults to WotC and yelling, leave now. This is 
going to be the firey rant to end all firey rants. 
             Those wizard freaks have made me angy. Verrrry angry. They have 
insulted pokemon, by treating it like a kid's game. a LITTLE KID'S game. To 
all those who think that pokemon is for little drooly diaper babies, go buy a 
brain. You don't seem to have one. From what I hear, the guys who favor magic 
don't even know much about pokemon. They need to look at this from our 
perspective. We pokemon players no longer bow down and worship WotC. We see 
them as dirtbags. SCREW THEM! They are unfairly trying to force us to go to a 
game we have no desire to play. SCREW THEM! 
           This is where the war begins, with their idiotic mistakes. I can't 
take it anymore. They will get complaints from me every day as soon as I find 
out their address. If they go any further in trying to kill pokemon, 
Charizard will go burn the evil slug brains.

Charizard: No kidding. I don't know where they get the idea that fire 
breathing dragons such as myself are for little kids. It's not fair. They are 
prejuducing something they don't even understand. We pokefinatics practically 
have what we could call a society.
now they're trying to make us quit because they like profanity and violence 
in their games. They want violence? FINE! When I get my claws on them...

Sparkey: They want us to play a game WE don't like just because they don't 
like our game. They think that their opinion is more important than that of 
us finatic customers. Isn't the old saying, "The customer is always right"? 
Well, they sure don't seem to think so. REPUGNANT! SCREW THEM! they are 
completely dissing us older players. Do they want to know what will happen 
when they eliminate 15+? I'll tell you all.
All 15+ players will quit, and boycot magic
11-14 will quit, as they only have a few years left
10- will quit because they want to do what the "big kids" do.
Nothing will be left. Pokemon will be screwed beyond repair.
Players of other tcg's will hear about it
They will quit too, because wizards will do it to them eventually too
Only magic will remain.
Magic players will get mad and quit because wizards will start screwing them 
too
wizards will go out of buisiness
DOES THAT SOUND PROFITABLE? SCREW YOURSELF IF IT DOES! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! AND 
GUESS WHAT? SCREW POKEMON AND YOU WILL RECEIVE MORE HATE MAIL THAN YOU WOULD 
EVER BELEIVE POSSIBLE! GO EAT SHOWER FUNGUS, YOU MAGIC-FAVORING DIRTBAGS! 
Don't go around telling us that you've based the decision on the popular 
opinion, because most of us think eliminating the 15+ is absolutely FREAKING 
RETARDED! And not just 15+ people either. I will get our point across if its 
the last thing I do. Wizards, hear the pokemanics' warning: We will not give 
up the game we like most just because you chimpanzees want us to. We will bug 
you for all of eternity. We will boycott your cards. you cannot stop the 
hatemail. If you block our adresses, we will create new ones for the soul 
purpose of making you see what dirty boogerbutts you've been.

Charizard: Shame on you, Wizards. We help you make a living. what thanks do 
we get? None. You give us prejuduce, rudeness, unfairness... Boil your heads, 
all of you.

Sparkey: If you had any sense wizards, you would promote pokemon for all it's 
worth. The only reason it isn't mega-huge is because you won't let it. You 
will gain NOTHING by eliminating 15+, and you will loose A LOT! To pokefans: 
we have to fight the gayrods at WotC.

SPARKEY'S RANDOM THOUGHT:
Forget offbeat things like monkeys today. The random thought is:
WOTC STINKS!

Training is over, now the battle begins. 

~Sparkey and her way-ticked-off Charizard~

Sparkey450@aol.com